10 hard lessons I’ve learned about writing for the WWW

Remember how early web text could make you cringe? Squinting at all 2000 solidly crammed words so obviously lifted straight from an equally cringe-making corporate brochure? Peering at that fat, uniformly gray column of garbage scrolling hypnotically up through the browser window?

Well, nearly all of that went some years ago to the Great Delete Tab in the sky, thanks to people like Jakob Nielsen (and many others) who showed us how to get real and write for the web as it should be done. But the journey hasn’t always been easy.

Because I’ve been writing for the web for a long time now I’ve learned a lot of lessons the hard way. Here are my top ten to share with you…

1. It’s essential to have clear objectives

Any piece of online communication that doesn’t have clear-cut objectives comes over as chinless and indecisive. Many printed documents have got away with being chinless and indecisive in the past, but the internet shines a very strong light through the transparency of woolly thinking and soon reveals if that’s wearing any knickers or not. If they’re going to be taken seriously today, all comms need clear objectives too – driven by what you want to achieve, not just what you want to say.

2. People often prefer to scan and go back to get detail later

Thanks to those cute little scroll buttons, online text has championed scanning. To facilitate scanning we break up text with highlighting, bold type and crossheads which enable readers to get the gist of our message in a few seconds. If all you offer people to scroll through is endless bland text they’ll soon get “text blindness” and move on – to your competitor’s site.

3. People do not always read in a linear fashion

We don’t expect people to view our web pages and blogs in any particular sequence. This is not new. For years people have been leafing through brochures starting at the back, skipping to the front, dipping into the middle and back again. Always organize your content on a non-linear basis to cater equally for the linear readers and the grasshoppers.

4. Not everyone needs or wants the technical stuff 

Even with high-tech business, we often put the techie details in their own little cubby-hole on a website, or in a downloadable PDF file. That way they’re there for those who are interested but don’t obscure the main marketing messages. OK, your audience may be technically minded, but they probably don’t want all the finer details about what your latest doo-hickey does right now – they’re more interested in what it will do for them. Save the features for another page on your site.

5. Visual clutter confuses readers 

People loathe website and blog home pages that bristle with shouting headlines and graphics and other grinning gargoyles. If it’s hard to find your message in amongst garish junk, they’ll just click over to your competitors’ information. The KISS principle (Keep It Simple, Stupid) isn’t very romantic but it certainly is essential on the internet, and all the more so as online business keeps growing exponentially.

6. BS is boring 

Everyone sees through hype now. The online environment makes it look even sillier than ever.  Readers of any marketing communication expect your writing to talk directly to them, as one human being speaks to another. If you wouldn’t insult a customer by using boastful, pompous hype in face-to-face business circumstances, why do it online?

7. Complex thinking doesn’t work 

Although long copy often works online, the writing style itself needs to be very economical and uncomplicated. Every word has to earn its keep.  Sentences and paragraphs should be short and free from convoluted notions. One sentence should lead logically on from the previous one; one paragraph should follow on logically, too. If your audience needs to read your text twice or more to understand it, you will have lost them – probably for good.

8. Lists in the form of long sentences don’t get read

If you have more than two or three items to list you’re advised to create bullets, rather than run them together in a long sentence.  That makes them quicker to absorb, and also helps to break up text visually.

9. Headlines and crossheads must be relevant, not cutesy-clever

These lines often have to stand alone – e.g. as email subject lines – so must be directly relevant. Also, they must appeal to the search engines which certainly have no time for anything other than straight talking. Although abstract headlines are acceptable in some circumstances, in longer text the headlines are what people latch on to while scanning. This means they also have to be directly relevant, so they’re instantly understood.

10. Cut the c*** and get to the point 

Not only do online comms demand uncluttered information, but also relevant information. People haven’t got time to wait 10 minutes while your incredibly creative animation downloads, and equally they haven’t time to figure out the meaning of a literary quote over an arty picture when they’re in a hurry to find out about your diesel generators. In our high-speed business culture, direct is beautiful.

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Grammar: if you’re going to get it wrong, get it REALLY wrong…

Now that the mass media with its “newspeak” vocabulary has been part of our lives for several generations we really can’t afford to be pompous about spelling and grammar any more.  Even the stuffiest of academics has had to admit that stiffly formal writing is not clever, it’s boring.  They may look down their elegant, aquiline noses at the language of popular tabloid newspapers, FMCG advertising, and more recently the Internet, but that’s the language nearly everyone speaks today.

I won’t bore you with my theories on why that has happened, but the bottom line is that English as a language has become simpler and less complex than it was 100 years ago.  And quite right too.  I’ve never understood why some people get so uppity about the fact that a language has evolved.

Well, you and I haven’t got time to mourn the relegation of Shakespearean English to books and the stage, even if we want to.  We’ve got work to do here and now, and these days we write as we speak.

It’s OK to write as people speak

“Writing as people speak” is not an excuse to be lazy or ungrammatical.  It’s a faster and more efficient way of putting across ideas and communicating messages.

And because you don’t have the formality of old-fashioned “grammatically correct” syntax and clauses and long adjectives and everything else to hide behind, your message is standing out there all by itself.  So it’s got to be strong enough to hold its own without the support that old-fashioned writing often gives to less-than-strong messages.

Having said that old-fashioned writing with perfect grammar and syntax and spelling etc. can be forgotten, am I saying that today we can all write what we like in the way that we like?  Well yes, but wait a minute.

Rather like with golf or poker, with writing you really should know what the rules are before you can benefit from breaking them.  Now, I’m not going to launch into a lesson in English grammar here because that would be insulting your intelligence and education.  It would also be intensely boring.

The little goofs let you down

What you really do need to avoid is not the blatant, deliberate thumbing of the nose at grammatical correctness such as that found in consumer advertising campaigns, but the piffling little mistakes you see in some business communication which are simply the result of ignorance and carelessness.

These are the goofs that separate the professionals from the amateurs.  It’s the body copy that talks about “you” in the same sentence as “them” when referring to the same person.  It’s the long-winded sentence in a business letter or e-mail that has so many dangling participles you could decorate a Christmas tree with them.  It’s the absence of an apostrophe when we’re talking about “it is” and the inclusion of an apostrophe when we’re talking about something belonging to “it.”

(And in the UK at least, it’s the inclusion of an adverb between the two halves of an infinitive … many Brits still cringe when they hear the Startrek line of “to boldly go.”  But in the USA no-one seems to mind.  Ah, vive la différence.)

If you challenge grammar rules, be bold

These small slips and goofs in grammar, punctuation and syntax really do cheapen people’s written material (more noticeable, of course, on paper or screen) and they drop the writer’s credibility right into the doo-doo.  But the bold gestures … the one-word sentence, the verbless sentence, the folkloric use of slang and so-on … these are so obvious that no-one is going to think they are oversights.

This makes them acceptable – even effective.

If you take a look at some of the top-end consumer advertising that I so enjoy snarling at most of the time, you’ll see how such deliberate, bold grammatical mistakes not only work well, but also manage to make the advertising look classy and svelte.  The secret of success here is the intelligent and measured use of poor grammar, and that’s something professional copywriters are very good at.

For well-meaning amateurs, however, remember that there’s only a fine line between the slick and the sloppy and it takes experience and expertise to keep everything on the slick side.  It’s a lot safer to stay away from the borderline so if you want to play the brinkmanship game. You have been warned…

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