And yet another old favourite funny Christmas joke … this time it’s a recipe for roast turkey that may not taste very good, but will certainly give everyone the laugh of the season… bon appétit…
How to cook a Christmas turkey
Step 1: Go get a turkey. (size is not important)
Step 2: Take a drink of whisky.
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven. (Use a pan)
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whisky. (Glass preferred)
Step 5: Set the degree at 200 ovens.
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskys of drink out of bottle.
Step 7: Turn oven the on. [Continue reading]