23 weird questions that make you want to bang your head

Sometimes the quirks of human nature are enough to make you want to scream. My thanks to the crew over in The Joke Street Journal, my Facebook funnies group, for sharing these questions … I thought you here on HTWB would find them head-bangingly entertaining, too.

23 weird questions to entertain youThey’ve been around for years and still  no-one can answer them. Enjoy. (And do join us on Joke Street if you need a good laugh now and again – click here.)

1.Why are there signs in Braille saying “Do not touch” – ?

2.How do they get the Teflon to stick on saucepans if they’re non-stick?

3.Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

4.Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

5.Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

6.Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

7.Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

23 head-banging questions on HTWB

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

8.Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

9.Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

10.Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

11.Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

12.If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

13.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

14.Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

15.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

16.Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

17.Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

23 head-banging questions on HTWB

How do dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

18.How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

19.When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping trolley then apologises for doing so, why do we say,
“It’s all right?”
Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say,
“That hurt, you f**king idiot?”

20.Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

21.In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

22.How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

23.Statistics say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental health issue. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, is it you?

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