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Help us judge the Spam Of The Month Awards

Will you help us out here? We want to award a can of Spam to the writer of the funniest spam of the month but can’t make up our minds from the following. Which do you think deserves this glittering accolade?

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Have a look at your spam before you delete it … some of it is hilarious!

Speaking on behalf of all of us writers I love reading what other people write, especially when it’s the crazy, mashed-up bullsh*t you find in your spam folders. Most of it is complete gibberish, of course, but now and then I find a few little nuggets that make me laugh.

Spam Of The Month Award (SOTMA): the shortlist

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More writing hilarity from the spam folder … you couldn’t make it up

Have you ever taken a look through the spam folder on your website? OK, it’s mostly writing about cheap clothes, designer knock-offs, porno sites and so-on. But if you look closely there are also some hilarious ones…here’s my selection to round off the week and give us all a laugh.

Funny spam comments to make us laugh

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naturally like your web-site butt yyou need tto take a look at the spelling onn quite a few of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very troublesome to inform the reality on the other hand I ill surely come back again. Hope your own spelling has improved by the time you come back, nitwit. [Read more…]

How not to spam bloggers, by I. M. A. Spammerdick

If you have a blog, or a website with a blog, you may well get approached by kind souls offering to do anything from enhancing your content to transforming your life if only you include their totally unsuitable material within your blog content.

how not to spam a blogger

Do you ever stop to read the spam you receive? It certainly can open your eyes…

I have to admit it, though. I read a lot of my spam.

Why such a saddo? It’s because even though it’s spam I can learn from it. (And get some laughs from it.) Here are some of the more outrageous examples… [Read more…]

Spam, assignment writing services and other crap: trying or trivial?

Do you ever get spammed by covert assignment writing services and other shady outfits writing to you about what they can do that your customers will love, and you know perfectly well they haven’t even grasped what your business is all about?

spam about assignment writing services on HTWB

Before you start spamming English language writing sites, learn grammar and how to ****ing spell.

Do you sigh and hit the delete key patiently, feeling sorry for these poor lambs who are struggling to get ahead and do not yet understand that a) spamming is a sin and b) spamming and getting their facts wrong is an even greater sin?

Or do you spit fur and feathers and rant about how people in business who can’t be bothered to do their homework should have been sterilised at birth?

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And the Hilarious Spam Of The Week award goes to…

This week I’ve had some real spam email doozers lurch into my inbox. Please help me decide which is the worst/funniest …

And the Hilarious Spam Of The Week award goes to...Paypal costumessd@e-paypal.com
Dear Costomer,
we would like to let you know that paypal. had received the report,
and are setting up your account. You have the labilité to activate your account.
If you want to stay with us Members, please visit
ETC…
Can you let me know what a labilité is? Yours confused from Milton Keynes, A Costomer.
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Spam, spam, thank you ma’am

Is it just me, or is it somewhat hypocritical for people to display their contact information openly online and then throw their handbags on the floor when someone ‘spams’ them?

Spam, spam, thank you ma'am
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