Everything tourists want to, er, know about Australia

Judging by these questions, you’d think Australia is on another planet. Some hilarious questions and answers … original author unknown. With thanks to Malc Harding on my Facebook page, The Joke Street Journal, for bringing these to my attention.

Funny misconceptions about Australia

“Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?” Depends how much you have been drinking.

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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website

…and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour. [Read more…]

Bored with just your dull routine? Try my poems for laughs unclean…

Yes, sorry Google, but this post is written as advertising for my new book. Actually I’m not sorry. It took me two glorious, hilarious years to write it and I loved every moment. I want to share that fun and laughter with as many other people as I can – and get a little money for my efforts.

So if it affects my Google ranking
So you’d give me a damned good spanking
So search engines don’t do laughter
So that’s hardly a disaster!

Funny, rude poetry book now out

Daily life getting you down? Share some naughty laughs about it with me…

Come have a laugh, not just a curse

You’ll love my new book, Mischieverse.

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Written rules for dogs, cats and humans

No matter how much we love our dogs and cats, there comes a time when we humans need to lay down the law. (A bit.) And equally, we pet lovers need to set out the rules for humans who visit and might turn up their nose at a stray cat hair in their eye or a doggy footprint on their incredibly expensive, light beige suede coat. Who cares?

rules for dogs, cats and humans

Don’t think I will sleep on the couch just because you need to stretch out on my bed. (Well, not always, anyway…)

Here are some useful guidelines to help us map out appropriate rules for all concerned in our homes. Original rule compiler unknown, but I concur absolutely with their thoughts… [Read more…]

Hilarious ad libbed TV golden oldies

These questions and answers are from the golden old days when the ‘Hollywood Squares‘ TV game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted. And judging by some of them, you can begin to understand why they decided to start scripting them after all … enjoy…

Golden oldie comments from the Hollywood Squares TV show

The late Jackie Gleeson** – surely he wasn’t all that overweight?

Do female frogs croak?
Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads underwater long enough.

If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. [Read more…]

UK-need some laughs to combat Brexit? Some rude poems to help…

Need some laughs to combat Brexit?

Try this book, to surely fix it.

Mischieverse chapter illustration

One good thing about Brexit and Trump is that we can laugh about them…

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Colleagues driving you insane? New book of rude poems may help

Colleagues driving you insane?

Here’s poetry to cure the pain…

New book of funny poems available from Amazon

A chapter heading from Mischieverse…

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