Why you shouldn’t beabore anymore…

A humorous look (in verse) at the habit of combining words, to make new longer words … enjoy.

Humorous poem about words

Some say it’s all ’cause of those naughty Yankees, who tend to make English all screwed up and w*nkee

ANYMORE

Don’t you just love today’s fashion for
Car-crashing words up like “anymore” [Read more…]

A trip down Darwin Awards Memory Lane…

We don’t often hear about the Darwin Awards any more but here are some stark reminders of how tragically, and hilariously, they remind us of human idiocy…enjoy.

According to police in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolta, 27, and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the game of chicken they were playing with their Snowmobiles.

Funny Darwin Award jokes on HTWB

If you MUST bungee jump, be careful to avoid leaving one of your feet behind…

In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who “totally zoned when he ran,” accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run. [Read more…]

21 hilariously written business names …

There’s nothing more attractive than a local business with a sense of humour … and here are 21 of the funniest names in the UK as shared by my good friend and colleague John Dale, who apart from inspiring business people with his work and his talks, also promotes the conservation of the adorable, furry little Philippine Tarsier … read more about it here.

Funny business names in Milton Keynes

This company, local to me, makes it very clear what they do – and because it’s done with such humour, means that everyone knows who to call when this need arises! (see below **)

Funny business names that capture humour – as well as relevance

At Your Bark And Call, dog groomer, Milton Keynes

Spruce Springclean, carpet cleaners, Lostwithiel, Cornwall [Read more…]

23 weird questions that make you want to bang your head

Sometimes the quirks of human nature are enough to make you want to scream. My thanks to the crew over in The Joke Street Journal, my Facebook funnies group, for sharing these questions … I thought you here on HTWB would find them head-bangingly entertaining, too.

23 weird questions to entertain youThey’ve been around for years and still  no-one can answer them. Enjoy. (And do join us on Joke Street if you need a good laugh now and again – click here.)

1.Why are there signs in Braille saying “Do not touch” – ?

2.How do they get the Teflon to stick on saucepans if they’re non-stick? [Read more…]

MISCHIEVERSE now available to pre-order…am so excited!

My first ever collection of poetry is has arrived on Amazon, due for publication September 18th, but you can pre-order your copy or copies NOW!

And surprise, surprise (you know what I’m like) … it’s potty-mouthed, entertaining and very funny. Here’s what some of the pre-reviewers said…

Rude, irreverent and downright filthy … like Johnny Rotten meets Pam Ayres. –Julia Lewis, actor, Their Finest, Supergirl, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm

This wonderful book gave me many laugh-out-loud moments. So many observations that resonated the absurdities of modern life. It’s great to pick up and open a page when the world seems chaotic, and puts a smile on the face immediately. Brilliantly written! –Jane Hatton, founder and CEO, Evenbreak

Snarky, quirky, downright rude, Suze skewers pop culture: its language, fashion, politics, entertainment. Not even family and cherished holidays escape her cutting wit. Through it all, she manages to make us laugh at ourselves and the silliness of contemporary life. –Barbara Grengs, author of the Toby Martin series of children’s mystery novels and Delicate Dames (forthcoming)

An amusing sideways look and anything and everything … the perfect gift –A E Rawson, author of best-selling crime novel, A Savage Art

Mischieverse is Suzan St Maur's first book of naughty, humorous poetry ... coming soon from Corona Books UK.

New book to be published September 18th 2017 … just in time for Holiday gifts!

Some excerpts to give you a flavour…

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It’s the perfect gift for your friends and family who like a naughty laugh. Pre-order your copies of Mischieverse now … and tick off some of your Holiday shopping nice and early! Just click here…
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21 reasons why English is a b*tch of a language to learn

The English language never fails to astound us with how utterly ridiculous it is … in many places. Here are a mere 21 examples of homonyms / homophones / homographs that confuse us on a daily basis and make life hell for most students from other cultures who try to learn it …

English homonyms and homophones on HTWB

Would you desert your dessert in the desert?

1.The bandage was wound around the wound.

2.The farm was used to produce produce. [Read more…]

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