The 12 social media days of Christmas

The 12 social media days of Christmas

See how well Christmas and social media work together?

It’s high time we reexamine the lyrics to this lovely Christmas song given that the values of partridges in pear trees and even five golden rings have been substantially diminished in recent times. Hence my rewrite of the lyrics here: but please substitute your own preferences in the comments…

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me – my own G+ community

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me – two content writers and my own G+ community

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me –  three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – five Twitter tweets! Four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – six Facebook comments, five Twitter tweets! Four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me – seven Google Adwords, six Facebook comments, five Twitter tweets! Four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – eight spammy emails, seven Google Adwords, six Facebook comments, five Twitter tweets! Four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – nine Instagram pics, eight spammy emails, seven Google Adwords, six Facebook comments, five Twitter tweets! Four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – ten Pinterest pins, nine Instagram pics, eight spammy emails, seven Google Adwords, six Facebook comments, five Twitter tweets! Four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me – eleven LinkedIn comments, ten Pinterest pins, nine Instagram pics, eight spammy emails, seven Google Adwords, six Facebook comments, five Twitter tweets! Four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me – twelve WordPress blog posts, eleven LinkedIn comments, ten Pinterest pins, nine Instagram pics, eight spammy emails, seven Google Adwords, six Facebook comments, five Twitter tweets! Four blogging bloggers, three analytics, two content writers and my own G+ community.

This work of musical art will grow organically. If you want to put your your new version to music now, here’s the traditional version to play while you read (and write!)

Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule.

Happy Holidays! (unless otherwise prohibited by law)*

* Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonal Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day.
photo credit: W_Minshull via photopin cc

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