Thanks to Nigel Jamie Bangs who shared this gag on my Facebook group, The Joke Street Journal (please join if you want some good laughs).
The original (not mine) – how many more can YOU come up with?
The original
was this >>>
And that got me thinking.
So I started writing…
..and writing…
..and writing…
…and came up with the following:
Déjà Boo: Boring people with ghost stories when it isn’t Halloween
Déjà Blue: Long-standing UK Conservative voter
Déjà Brew: (UK) Teabag in cup with boiling water having been forgotten for an hour
Déjà Choo: Rather worn-out pair of exceedingly expensive ladies’ high-heeled shoes
Déjà Crew: Down-route airline cabin attendants with bad hangovers on return flight
Déjà Flew: Elderly Boeing 737 used by airlines in developing countries
Déjà Goo: A recipe destined to look and taste like sludge no
matter what you do to it
Déjà Loo: An ancient British toilet
Déjà Moo: Well hung, properly matured beef
Déjà Phew: That sense in intense relief when you finally make it to the toilet
Déjà Poo: The feeling that you’ve heard all this crap before (the original gag)
Déjà Pru: Someone who is immune to any attempt at selling them insurance
Déjà Queue: Waiting in line for 2 days prior to the sales
Déjà Stew: Meat on its final sell-by date
Déjà Sue: A lost legal cause, not worth a lawsuit
Déjà Woo: A multiple divorcee
How many more can you come up with?
Go on – get creative!
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