If you like humor that more or less rhymes, you’ll love this naughty collection of verse about words, cats, cancer, holidays, life in general and much more.
Welcome to Mischieverse which, as a book, will be published in September 2017 by Corona Books UK. (Warning: a bit potty-mouthed in places.)
In the meantime, here are some excerpts to give you a flavour…
Why you can love and hate your cat at the same time
THE SHITE BIRDS
An ode to those pesky birds who crap all over your car, and more
Why fresh is such a lovely word
A glass of wine, and wine not?
Is this where our garbage / rubbish really goes?
Why the word yummy makes me want to vommy.
Enough to out you off watching it ever again.
And this should be enough to put you off body building for ever, too…
To register your interest in this book of 60+ hilarious poems, and to be sure to take advantage of introductory offers, please drop the publishers a note on email@example.com
Excerpted from “Mischieverse: rude humour that sort-of rhymes”
by Suzan St Maur
to be published in 2017
by Corona Books UK
© Suzan St Maur 2017