Yet more howlers from the Daily Fail

Another bumper lot of howlers from the UK newspaper we all love to hate … enjoy…

Yet more howlers from the Daily Fail

But after tying the knot, Sir Paul’s daughters looked decidedly glum. A lot depends on who they all married, of course. [Read more…]

How not to write picture captions, by a leading UK newspaper … episode 5

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Were they conversing with
the parrots or the hyenas?

Here’s the first round for 2014, of hilarious picture captions from one of the UK’s most loved/hated newspapers and I’m delighted to see their sub-editors have not put “how to get our syntax right” down as one of their New Year’s resolutions. [Read more…]

How not to write picture captions, by a leading UK newspaper … episode 3

http://howtowritebetter.net/category/weekend-writing-humour/Once again without mentioning names, one of the UK’s best loved/hated newspapers really ought to get their picture caption writers some lessons in English syntax and other literary trifles. Consider the following verbatim examples…and this is the third  in the series of observations… [Read more…]

How not to write picture captions, by a leading UK newspaper … episode 2

http://howtowritebetter.net/category/weekend-writing-humour/Once again without mentioning names, one of the UK’s best loved/hated newspapers really ought to get their picture caption writers some lessons in English syntax and other literary trifles. Consider the following verbatim examples…and this is the second in the series of observations… [Read more…]

How not to write picture captions, by a leading UK newspaper

HTWB twinsWithout mentioning names, one of the UK’s best loved/hated newspapers really ought to get their picture caption writers some lessons in English syntax and other literary trifles. Consider the following, hilarious, verbatim examples… [Read more…]

Whoops, I’ll write that again

Normally I start the week with a post about serious business writing, but this time I can’t resist sharing these hilarious captions from – would you believe it – one online edition of one “popular” British Sunday newspaper.

Maybe they run the weekend editions with a skeleton crew of staff, but come on, folks. Take 30 seconds to read them back before you hit the return key, OK? In the meantime, here’s a laugh and a lesson in how important it is to proofread your writing…

Loving arms: Bill Hudson with a young Kate in the early eighties. He describes himself as a one-man woman who was desperate for a family …I suspect he was probably desperate for gender reassignment surgery, too.

Solemn occasion: Kate Middleton stands between the Duchess of Cornwall and Countess of Wessex as she attends the Whitehall event for the first time …er, Kate has a title now, guys. Duchess of, what was it again?

Father and son: Prince William, left, and Prince Charles follow the Queen up to the Cenotaph to lay wreaths, wearing their uniform from when they served in the Army …uniform must have been a bit smelly by now, especially as they shared one between them

X Factor ‘fix’ fear after Amelia is announced the winner an hour earlier than voting had closed wouldn’t “before voting had closed” be clearer?

Taking the lead: Zara Philips walks to her car to drive to an area to exercise the boxer and black Labrador …struggling to say “take her dogs for a walk” in a different way, aren’t we.

Elegant: Despite not coming top of again, Chelsee Healy scored an impressive 36 for her Foxtrot with Pasha Kovalev …not coming top of… what? Never mind, I expect Pasha was appreciative of her impressive foxtrot.

Keeping busy: The star performed at the Bambi Awardsy in Wiesbaden, Germany on Thursday …aw, cutesy wootsey

Write caption here oh can I, please? Please?

Get me out of here! Freddie is forced to find stars amongst the maggots to win meals for the group you just can’t find any decent stars to audition these days, can you.

Following in Antony’s footsteps: Crissy looked ready to cry as it was her turn to fly through the sky especially as Antony had been flashing a pair of scissors near her parachute straps just before he jumped.

Wealthy: Michael Moore, pictured addressing Occupy Denver protesters two weeks ago, bought a 2,500 sq ft plot and expanded it to create the mansion, sources say I wonder if he’s just as good at expanding loaves and fishes?

Humps: Fergie showed off her lovely lady lumps in a revealing dress her WHAT?

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