How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Dogs,humor,funny jokes,lightbulbsI just wish my dogs were clever enough to change lightbulbs in the first place. Meanwhile, enjoy the funny jokes!

Clumber Spaniel:
“The sun’s shining, the birds are singing, everything’s peaceful and rosy, and you’re indoors fretting over some stupid light bulb?”

Border Collie:
“Just me, of course. And have you had the wiring checked recently? OK, I’ll do that. And what about the switches? And the wall sockets? No time to lose, must get on, now where’s that screwdriver?” [Read more…]

Airline pilot specials: jokes for the frequent flier

airline pilots,crew,cabin crew,plane,aircraft,jokes,funny,hilariousWhether it’s spending long hours at high altitude or just a heightened sense of humor, airline pilots, crew and other flight workers are the butt of some classic jokes. Here are some of my favorites… [Read more…]

What are your favorite breeds of dog?

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Pyradachs – a somewhat puzzling dog

Do you love dogs? If you do, you might like to share these new breeds of dog that can be created by appropriate crosses. They may not come up to Kennel Club scratch, however …. for example:

Pointer/Setter:
Pointsetter – a breed often bought from garden centers at Christmas time

Kerry Blue Terrier/Skye Terrier:
Blue Skye – a breed well suited to optimists [Read more…]

How not to write picture captions, by a leading UK newspaper … episode 5

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Were they conversing with
the parrots or the hyenas?

Here’s the first round for 2014, of hilarious picture captions from one of the UK’s most loved/hated newspapers and I’m delighted to see their sub-editors have not put “how to get our syntax right” down as one of their New Year’s resolutions. [Read more…]

Why Santa won’t be doing Christmas in 2014

T’was the night before Christmas – old Santa was p*ssed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list

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T’was the night before Christmas
– old Santa was p*ssed

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works

I’ve busted my *ss for damn near a year
Instead of “Thanks Santa” – what do I hear? [Read more…]

Bored with all these reviews of 2013? Try this for a change…

New year,2014,2013,review,humor,funny,jokes, hilariousWhy can’t people be a bit more creative with their reviews of the old year? Hope you enjoy this poetic tribute, inspired by a similar tribute my friend Angelika wrote to the imbeciles who took nearly a week to install her new cooker (stove) recently. Ahem… [Read more…]

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