You can’t say we don’t celebrate romance here on #HTWB … even the Grammar Police have, er, something to say about Valentine’s Day. If you want an alternative to the schmaltzy goo that permeates February 14th, you’re in the right place. Enjoy.
VALENTINE’S DAY WITH THE GRAMMAR POLICE
Roses are red, violets are blue
That’s just a cliché. Don’t like it? Go scr*w.
Violets is blue, roses is red,
Get noun/verbs together, you puerile d*ckhead.
And roses are red while violets are blue
Don’t start with conjunctions, they’re strictly taboo. [Read more…]