Sheep jokes … no, not THOSE – funny ones!

Sheep jokes have a dubious reputation due to many people’s assumptions about what lonely shepherds and farmers get up to with them, but there is hope.

clean sheep jokes

I may be a (male) woolly jumper, but avoid encountering my horns if you want to go on to your full life expectancy.

Here are some sheep jokes that manage to be funny without even hinting at anything too rude. Enjoy! (And while we’re on this topic, whatever you do, don’t tangle with a ram unless he is particularly stupid, as this true story of mine explains…) [Read more…]

Cowboy jokes to laugh ya clean outta town…

Most cowboy jokes are either very rude or not funny, but I’ve gathered together a few that make me laugh without making me blush much. Some are from one of my titles, “The Country-Lover’s Joke Book.

Hi-ho, Silver, and enjoy – ya hear?

Funny jokes about cowboys

How to be a good cowboy rule #1: don’t squat with your spurs on.

Un-horsed
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.  Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.  When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?” he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered. [Read more…]

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