CAN YOU HEAR ME???

We all know him or her … the one who bellows down their phone in a crowded train or bus and shares the most intimate details of their cat’s castration surgery with 46 other passengers on their way to work on a rainy morning.

Ring a bell? Here is a short poem to celebrate those bellicose cretins. Print, cut out and keep this to read the next time you’re tempted to shove their fuchsia IPhone 7 Plus so far down their throat, they’d be able to eat corn-on-the-cob with their external anal sphincter. Enjoy.

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CAN YOU HEAR ME?????

What would we do without our phones
Clamped firmly to our earholes [Read more…]

Want to write securely? Get a Blackberry

Letter from Canada August 10th

Lovely talks about Blackberry cellphones in Georgian Bay

Nottawasaga Bay, near Thornbury, ON.

Sitting out in my friends’ gorgeous back yard by Georgian Bay (Canada) the other evening, most of us were patriotically clutching our Blackberry cellphones.

I was tempted to tell them how many Brits look down their noses at what they call these clunky, awkward lumps of old tech. [Read more…]

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