Good Thanksgiving feast, was it? If not, read on…

A rather rude poem for Holiday “chefs” in the USA who, post-Thanksgiving, are now all cooked out. Bon appétit, if you can face it…

Funny rude poem about Thanksgiving by Suzan St Maur

THANKSGIVING AFTERMATH

Thanksgiving is over
The turkey is done
Dismembered, digested
And perfectly spun…

…into many waste products
Down sewers and sinks
In unmentionable forms
With unmentionable stinks. [Read more…]

Happy Thanksgiving, USA!

Here’s wishing you folks a wonderful Thanksgiving. (And don’t spend too much on Black Friday … remember there are more Holidays coming up!)

Happy Thanksgiving, USA!

“Thanksgiving sucks,” says turkey

Now, here is a poem for you to remind you why turkeys aren’t as fond of Thanksgiving as you are… (original author unknown)…

Why November sucks

by the turkey that got away (for a while)

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Happy Thanksgiving, Canada

Happy Thanksgiving, CanadaA very happy Thanksgiving (October 12th) to all my Canadian friends and family.

Yes, unlike our neighbours to the south we do not celebrate Thanksgiving ten minutes before Christmas.

That’s mainly because we can’t be bothered to cook two elaborate turkey dinners so close together that the dishes are hardly dry from the first before we start serving the next one. [Read more…]

A very Happy Thanksgiving to all our USA readers!

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Have a peaceful, convivial time -we’re thinking of you.

 

photo credit: Atomic Mutant Flea Circus via photopin cc

How to blog so your business benefits from the Holidays

How to make your blog posts benefit from the Holiday season by Suzan St Maur

It’s that time of year again. Are you blogging to make the most of the opportunities the Holidays (a.k.a. the Festive Season) have to offer?

If you haven’t already started thinking about your blog posts over the upcoming Holidays, you need to do so now. Not only are there the Holidays themselves to think about, but also we’re coming up to the time of year when many, many businesses are offering special deals, savings, sales and more.

Although you don’t want to be an also-ran, you also don’t want to miss out on any opportunities to get your brand out there and attracting attention.

(For a list of the top 10 most helpful articles on blogging for business as chosen by our readers, click here)

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Why we need to give thanks to the USA

Thanksgiving,USA,America,Britain,humor,laughsOn the day when families gather all over the USA to give thanks, it’s only fitting that we here in the UK should think about the things for which we owe gratitude to our American friends. Here are some of my suggestions, and please help us out here by adding yours. Even if you’re American – tell us what we really should be grateful for. (And can we forget the Boston Tea Party once and for all please?)

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