Ridiculous Easter jokes revisited again – with a twist this time

It’s time for Easter jokes and here are our old favourites once again, but this year I’ve updated my comments to reflect current issues, climates and other thorns in our side and added some new and intriguing thoughts.

Humorous Easter Eggs on How To Write Better

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up. (Or poach the joke.)

(If nothing else your kids will love them, and they’ll be able to explain them to you. Well, maybe not those about Donald Duckrump.)

Here we go…

Writing jokes about Easter: enjoy…

A white rooster was strutting around the henhouse on Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every colour of the rainbow. He took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the living daylights out of the resident peacock. (Explain that one, or if you don’t understand it ask a bright 8-year-old.)

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over-stressed person?
An Easter basket case! (Plenty of those in the White House these days. One in particular.)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! (Hares and rabbits are two entirely different animals, but never mind.) [Continue reading]

A peaceful time for everyone

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Whether you’re observing Easter, Passover
or any other event that matters to you, all our
good wishes for a peaceful, restorative time.Easter and Passover flowers

From the team at
How To Write Better with Suzan St Maur

 

 

 

 

Writing about Notre Dame – now that the fire’s out

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CV-Résumé writing for job candidates on the autism spectrum

CVs and resumes fr autistics

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Wedding Speeches For Everyone: great new eBook out very soon!

Wedding Speeches For Everyone new eBook

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Some quick reminders, and announcements, of what's awaiting you here on HTWB plus a few other snippets you might enjoy... Are you due to give a wedding speech this season? Have no fear - you're OK here. (And it rhymes: WTG!) For now check out this … [Continue reading]

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