21 hilariously written business names …

There’s nothing more attractive than a local business with a sense of humour … and here are 21 of the funniest names in the UK as shared by my good friend and colleague John Dale, who apart from inspiring business people with his work and his talks, also promotes the conservation of the adorable, furry little Philippine Tarsier … read more about it here.

Funny business names in Milton Keynes

This company, local to me, makes it very clear what they do – and because it’s done with such humour, means that everyone knows who to call when this need arises! (see below **)

Funny business names that capture humour – as well as relevance

At Your Bark And Call, dog groomer, Milton Keynes

Spruce Springclean, carpet cleaners, Lostwithiel, Cornwall

Surelock Homes, locksmith, Portsmouth

Planet of the Grapes, wine bar and restaurant, London

Floral and Hardy, florists, Hertfordshire

A Fish Called Rhondda, fish and chip shop, Pentre, Wales

Wright Hassall, solicitors, Leamington Spa

Jean Claude Van Man, removal company, Merseyside

Sellfridges, white goods outlet, Stoke Newington

Grate Expectations, fireplace specialists, Wimbledon

Bonnie Tiler, tiling and plumbing, Gateshead

Deja Brew, coffee house, Denton

The Chopfather, barbers, Bristol

Barnie’s Rubble, DIY shop, Bolton

Facial Attraction, beauty salon, Pontypool, Wales

Samuel ‘L’ Jackson, driving instructor, Southport

Hair Raid Shelter, hairdressers, Downham Market, Norfork

Alan Cartridge, office supplies, Leeds

Jason Donervan, food truck, Bristol

Frying Nemo, fish and chip shop, Yorkshire

PG Trips, bus charter, Houghton le Spring

What other perfect business names can you think of?

Please share!

**Seriously, if you’re in the Milton Keynes, England, area and need help with sewage and emptying work, get in touch with these people now.