A bumper crop of crap writing- Spam Of The Month Award II

And the out-and-out winner of the January 2018 Spam Of The Month award goes to Candidate number two:

Vanilla we-wee wins first prize

A bumper crop of crap writing - Spam Of The Month Award II

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My response (for what it was worth…)

This article has a naughty euphemism for urination (or micturition if you’re a urologist) in the headline and an image of a little boy peeing into a fountain (famous statue in Brussels, Belgium, actually.) If you think that’s vanilla your next stop needs to be a porno site. Oh, sorry. You ARE a porno site. 

Thank you all for your votes. Now, check out this month’s contenders

And there’s a bumper crop this month! Let’s get started…

1.This article will help the internet viewers for creating new weblog or even a blog from start to end. Nearly all weblogs I know work from beginning to end, but … oh, never mind.

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A bumper crop of crap writing - Spam of the month awards 2

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And still on a video theme…

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Please share your favourites in ascending order …

I know, they will be hard decisions. But let’s not allow these pearls of computer-spun nonsense get away with being forgotten forever!

And frankly, some of them are almost as relevant and intelligent as many of the non-spam comments you get out there…LOL.

We await your choices…