16 good reasons to serve alcohol at the office

Your doctor probably wouldn’t recommend the following suggestions but they could just be a way of, er, reducing stress in the workplace. Enjoy. Hic.

16 good reasons to serve alcohol at the office

Serving booze at your workplace would achieve the following:

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And you thought YOU were having a bad day…

If you’re feeling a little depressed about your job, the economy, Brexit, US elections, huge zit on your chin, etc. the following short anecdotes may help put things into perspective for you.

And you thought you were having a bad day...

Plugging the gap?

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7 reasons not to underestimate children

It’s here, in writing – kids can and will get the better of you when they can. Here are 7 shining examples as shared with me by my cousin Alyson in Ottawa (Canada). Your #SundaySmile

7 reasons not to underestimate children

“And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.”

1.A whale of a time

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. [Read more…]

British history 101 … 101 years ago!

We often talk about “101” … but this is a bit different. Here an unknown author has written out how things were in Britain just 101 years ago, in 1915. In the light of Britain’s recent vote to leave the European Union, these figures (assuming they’re true) are especially interesting.

History 101 ... 101 years ago

101 years ago: crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn’t been invented yet.

In 1915, not only was Britain in the grip of World War One, but also …

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Funny Poems on How To Write Better – Orange Shoes

An excerpt from Mischieverse, my first book of incredibly rude and potty-mouthed poems out on Amazon pre-order now…

Orange Shoes

HTWB brogues

This awful orange locomotion…

Such nice young men who seem to choose
Alluring jackets, suits and trews
But feet just shod in shocking shoes
Bright orange brogues, no matter whose.

In this good year, twenty sixteen
It’s hard to know why they’re so keen
To shock the eyes of all who’ve seen
Bright orange brogues, so painfully clean.

Suited now in browns or blues
With shirts and ties a Lord would choose
Matched with belts (and a few tattoos)
They mess it all up with those orange shoes.

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19 vacation complaints you just won’t believe…

You couldn’t make them up … and no-one has. Having worked in the travel business myself I have seen complaints as idiotic as these – and worse. These were written in to a well-known British travel company…

How To Write Better seaside vacation jokes

“We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

These make you wonder if such brainless nitwits should be allowed to breed…enjoy.

1. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.” [Read more…]

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