Diary of a social distancer: a bitchy email answer that felt GOOD

You know how much I loathe these shysters who write essays for students to cheat with? Here’s an approach I got today (yesterday by the time you see it!), along with the reply I sent.

From: Erin Milligan <erin.millligan@gmail.com>
Sent: 25 March 2020 16:55
To: Suze <suze@suzanstmaur.com>
Subject: Resource Update For Your Website

Hello,
My name is Erin Milligan and I just came across your website and noticed that my service can be useful for your audience.

You know how much I ‘love’ these sleaze-bag companies that help students cheat…

I work with EssayOnTime Company… and we created a Free Grammar Checker tool that you can review at https://essayontime.com.au/grammar-check/. I’d like to know whether you can add the information about it to your website https://howtowritebetter.net/writing-about-me-and-i-how-not-to-get-it-wrong/. It might make a good addition to your page and provide a lot of value to your visitors.

Let me know if this sounds interesting to you! Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best,
Erin Milligan

Normally I just delete this garbage, but this time I was feeling aggressive.

Here is what I replied:

Have a read of this, asshole.
https://howtowritebetter.net/stamping-out-students-essay-writing-cheats/
Sz

S u z a n   S t  M a u r   A M I P A
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Author Coach, Book Publishing & Marketing Advisor
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Best-Selling Author
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Websites HowToWriteBetter / BetterBooksMedia
Where to find me online linktr.ee/suzanstmaur
Call or text +44 (0) 7767 354 090
Email suze@suzanstmaur.com
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TIP:  Don’t write more than
one idea per sentence. And
keep sentences fairly short.

Do you agree that these rip-off reptiles should have been neutered at birth?

Please share your views!

Stay safe, stay home, and keep your sense of humour. Humour helps: humour heals.

Sz xx

 

 

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