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Many thanks to my good friend Steve (and his friend Brian) who shared this list of golden – and still funny – signs and headlines in my Facebook group, The Joke Street Journal. Enjoy!

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TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
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In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
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Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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signs,newspaper headlines,write,written,funny jokes,humor,hilariousNotice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
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Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
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MAN KILLS SELF BEFORE SHOOTING WIFE AND DAUGHTER
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signs,newspaper headlines,write,written,funny jokes,humor,hilariousSOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
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POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
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PANDA MATING FAILS: VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
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MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
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JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
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WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
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IF STRIKE ISN’T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE
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COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
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ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN: POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
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RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
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MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE
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NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
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ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
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KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
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LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
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blog,writing,news,blogging,business,Suzan St Maur,howtowritebetter.net,how to write betterHOSPITAL IS SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
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TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY: HUNDREDS DEAD
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