Five rules to remember in life


So true … original author unknown.

1.Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Rolls Royce than on a bicycle.

2.Forgive your enemy but remember the b*st*rd’s name.

3.Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4.Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5.Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does mineral water.

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  1. Love these – soooooooooooo true!