Déjà vu jokes … plus a few more, 2019

Updated and republished July 13th, 2019: Déjà Vu for You Too? Some updated smiles for you …

Thanks to Nigel Jamie Bangs who originally shared this gag on my Facebook group, The Joke Street Journal (please join if you want some good laughs.) The original thought was this: And that got me thinking. So I started writing…..and writing…..and writing……and I came up with the following. Now in July 2019 I have come up with a few more. But … let’s get you thinking of even more!

Déjà Boo:  Boring people with ghost stories when it isn’t Halloween

Déjà Blue: Long-standing UK Conservative / US Democrat voter

Déjà Brew: (UK) Teabag in cup with boiling water having been forgotten for an hour

Déjà Chew: Overly processed food

Déjà Choo: Rather worn-out pair of exceedingly expensive ladies’ high-heeled shoes

Déjà Crew: Down-route airline cabin attendants with bad hangovers on return flight

Déjà Cue: You missed your chance there, babes

Déjà Due: A long overdue bill to pay before the bailiffs turn up

Déjà Flew: Elderly Boeing 737 (not a MAX…) used by airlines in developing countries

Déjà Goo: A recipe destined to look and taste like sludge no matter what you do to it

Déjà Loo: An ancient British toilet

Déjà Moo: Well hung, properly matured beef

Déjà Phew: That sense in intense relief when you finally make it to the toilet

Déjà Poo: The feeling that you’ve heard all this crap before (the original gag)

Déjà Pooh: Someone who has read A A Milne’s books a zillion times and knows them all by heart

Déjà Pru: Someone who is immune to any attempt at selling them insurance

Déjà Queue: Waiting in line for 2 days prior to the sales

Déjà Screw: Old business scam that people will keep trying to pull off again

Déjà Stew: Meat on its final sell-by date

Déjà Sue: A lost legal cause, not worth a lawsuit

Déjà True: A well-proven idea which people still bang on about as being new and newsworthy

Déjà Voo: Someone suspected of having too much of an interest in voo-doo activities

Déjà Who: Someone whose name you have forgotten but should remember

Déjà Woo: A multiple divorcee

Déjà Woo-woo: Someone whose out-there ideas and philosophies are becoming just a weensie bit dated

How many more can you come up with?

Go on – get creative!

More good laughs – and some are useful, too:

“Mischieverse: rude humour that laughs at life’s irritations”…naughty poems not for the faint-hearted!

“The English Language Joke book”…hundreds of laughs about this crazy language of ours

“Banana Skin Words and how not to slip on them”…over 1,500 spelling and grammar tips to perfect your written English

“English to English: the A to Z of British-American translations”…more than 2,000 business and social terms from the USA, the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand

 

 

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