Updated and republished July 13th, 2019: Déjà Vu for You Too? Some updated smiles for you …
Thanks to Nigel Jamie Bangs who originally shared this gag on my Facebook group, The Joke Street Journal (please join if you want some good laughs.) The original thought was this: 
And that got me thinking. So I started writing…..and writing…..and writing……and I came up with the following. Now in July 2019 I have come up with a few more. But … let’s get you thinking of even more!
Déjà Boo: Boring people with ghost stories when it isn’t Halloween
Déjà Blue: Long-standing UK Conservative / US Democrat voter
Déjà Brew: (UK) Teabag in cup with boiling water having been forgotten for an hour
Déjà Chew: Overly processed food
Déjà Choo: Rather worn-out pair of exceedingly expensive ladies’ high-heeled shoes
Déjà Crew: Down-route airline cabin attendants with bad hangovers on return flight
Déjà Cue: You missed your chance there, babes
Déjà Due: A long overdue bill to pay before the bailiffs turn up
Déjà Flew: Elderly Boeing 737 (not a MAX…) used by airlines in developing countries
Déjà Goo: A recipe destined to look and taste like sludge no matter what you do to it
Déjà Loo: An ancient British toilet
Déjà Moo: Well hung, properly matured beef
Déjà Phew: That sense in intense relief when you finally make it to the toilet
Déjà Poo: The feeling that you’ve heard all this crap before (the original gag)
Déjà Pooh: Someone who has read A A Milne’s books a zillion times and knows them all by heart
Déjà Pru: Someone who is immune to any attempt at selling them insurance
Déjà Queue: Waiting in line for 2 days prior to the sales
Déjà Screw: Old business scam that people will keep trying to pull off again
Déjà Stew: Meat on its final sell-by date
Déjà Sue: A lost legal cause, not worth a lawsuit
Déjà True: A well-proven idea which people still bang on about as being new and newsworthy
Déjà Voo: Someone suspected of having too much of an interest in voo-doo activities
Déjà Who: Someone whose name you have forgotten but should remember
Déjà Woo: A multiple divorcee
Déjà Woo-woo: Someone whose out-there ideas and philosophies are becoming just a weensie bit dated
How many more can you come up with?
Go on – get creative!
More good laughs – and some are useful, too:
Want some sweary and very funny poems to cheer up your week? Click on the image…
“Mischieverse: rude humour that laughs at life’s irritations”…naughty poems not for the faint-hearted!
“The English Language Joke book”…hundreds of laughs about this crazy language of ours
“Banana Skin Words and how not to slip on them”…over 1,500 spelling and grammar tips to perfect your written English
“English to English: the A to Z of British-American translations”…more than 2,000 business and social terms from the USA, the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand
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