And you thought YOU were having a bad day…

If you’re feeling a little depressed about your job, the economy, Brexit, US elections, huge zit on your chin, etc. the following short anecdotes may help put things into perspective for you.

And you thought you were having a bad day...

Plugging the gap?

They are also prime candidates for the Darwin Awards. Original writer unknown but thanks for sharing, whoever you are. Your #SundaySmile – enjoy.

Cleaning up

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.  No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday cleaner, entered the ward and unplugged the support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Seal of approval

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved seals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Telling porkies

And you thought you were having a bad dayTwo animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.

Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

Dodgy dancing

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.

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Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his IPod.


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.

It came back with  “Return  to  Sender” stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now,  feeling better?

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