Mom, what is Butt Dust??

My grateful thanks as always, to my good friend Eleanor S. for sharing these “out of the mouths of babes and sucklings” classic kids’ quotes…

small__14902380 (1)What, you ask, is ‘Butt Dust’? Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it!

JACK (age 3)
… was watching his Mom breastfeeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’

STEVEN (age 3)
… hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4)
…had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4)
… was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough…’

DJ (age 4)
… stepped onto the bathroom scales and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

CLINTON (age 5)
… was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

MARC (age 4)
… was in a restaurant with his parents, engrossed in watching a young couple hugging and kissing at an adjacent table. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’

TAMMY (age 4)
… was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

JAMES (age 4)
… was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’

And MARIETTE (age 4)
… was in church with her parents listening to this particular Sunday sermon…’Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without You, we are but dust…’ He would have continued but at that moment Mariette leaned over to her mother and asked her shrill, very loud little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’

Don’t you wish you could have them bronzed aged 3 or 4 and keep them like that forever?

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