More writing hilarity from the spam folder … you couldn’t make it up

Have you ever taken a look through the spam folder on your website? OK, it’s mostly writing about cheap clothes, designer knock-offs, porno sites and so-on. But if you look closely there are also some hilarious ones…here’s my selection to round off the week and give us all a laugh.

Funny spam comments to make us laugh

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Now … are you going to check out the written spam on your website?

It could be great for a few laughs!

Delightful spammy image thanks to US artist Jacque Davis

On her Flickr page she details the way she works:
“I draw digitally. I start with a blank digital canvas in Corel Painter 9 using the small Wacom electronic tablet. Corel Painter has such a wonderful variety of brushes that it’s great fun to use the program.
When I feel like drawing vector I use Xara Xtreme – by far my favorite vector program.
And when I don’t want to be at the computer at all, I embroider. I like free-form embroidery because that way I don’t have to follow any lines.
I live in St. Louis, Missouri, U.S.A with my family.”
Check out more of Jacque’s artwork here – it’s amazing!
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