The most disgusting medical joke ever written…

While trawling through my humour database looking for a funny for today’s #SundaySmile, I tripped over this medical joke which is so revolting, it’s funny in its own right because of its horribly ironic, yet logical good sense.

the most disgusting medical joke ever

What better way could there be to teach medical students how to pay attention?

What’s even funnier is that Med School students could well learn essential lessons here

…and what better way to get them to pay attention, follows in this somewhat, er, graphic representation of the way forward.

If you’re squeamish, move on. But if you’re not, enjoy this laugh!

A lesson for First Year Med Students…

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Their Professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.”

For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, inserted his finger into the rectum of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns inserting a finger into the rectum of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them:

“The second most important quality is observation. I inserted my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention.”

And, as mentioned above: this may not be a joke!

What better way could there be to teach medical students how to pay attention?

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