Spam, spam, glorious spam

Over the last few weeks I have been collecting some of the more creative and enriching spam comments my kindly filter gathered for me on HTWB, and before hitting the “vaporize” key on them I thought you’d enjoying sharing my favourites.

To start, let’s spot the deliberate mistakes:

Such a deep awsner!  (Who am I? Jacques Cousteau?)

Heck yeah bay-bee keep them coinmg! (Bay-bee? I’m old enough to be your grandmother.)

That addresses sevrael of my concerns actually. (What? Even the athlete’s foot?)

I am totally wowed and perpared to take the next step now. (Preferably stepping off a very high cliff.)

Hey, you’re the goto epxert. Thanks for hanging out here. (You’re welcome. My goto’s improving every day.)

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Life is short, and this arlitce saved valuable time on this Earth. (Enjoy your trip back to Mars.)

I cnanot tell a lie, that really helped. (I recall it helped George Washington, too.)

Didn’t know the forum rules alolewd such brilliant posts (This is isn’t a forum, bird-brain.)

This webstie makes things hella easy (I dread to think what you have in mind.)

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And now for the in-depth garbage:

THE BET HEDGER: A good discussion can be started on this post, as I do not fully agree with you, but nevertheless, good post.

THE BET HEDGER’S LESS LITERATE SIBLING: Not a bad post, in fact really fine. but I really miss that you didn’t express your opinion in detail, but its ok you just have different approach to writing.

NO SH*T, SHERLOCK: You have really imparted useful tips/ knowledge

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IN NEED OF SOME SERIOUS SALES TRAINING:  Do you have to be a ‘know it all’ in order to post your opinion? I don’t think so. You just need to know what you are talking about. In the world of Internet marketing I have seen just everything over the last 12 years. Most of my income has come from search engine optimization but I have dabbled in pay per click, classified advertising, direct marketing and a countless number of schemes. I have had some bad years as well as some good years but overall, it has been much better than working for a living. Let’s get to the meat of the matter. You can make A LOT of money with this system. The guy who put this thing together is obviously quite intelligent and market savvy. He is technically one of the big ‘Guru’s’, even though he doesn’t act like one. This guy is really something else and this new money making method will keep you up at night with excitement. After you watch the videos, you will see why he has made this an invitation only program (don’t worry, I have the invite for you). Using automated software and reverse engineering, you too could soon be raking in the bucks. The payments on this thing are $200 to $300 a shot. This method can be used by anyone. You don’t need to have experience in Internet marketing. I can’t give too much away here but it would be a good idea to get in on this earlier rather than waiting.

YES, DEAR: I think this web site has got very great pent subject material content .

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YOU SHOULD TAKE MORE WATER WITH IT: This is a good approach to what, for some, may be a controversial topic. Very well though out post. – Man – a figment of Gods imagination. – Mark Twain 1835 – 1910

OH, GET A LIFE FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE: I’m fascinated, I must say. Actually rarely does a person encounter the blog that is definitely both educative along with entertaining, as well as let me tell you, you might have hit a nail for the head. Ones idea is definitely outstanding; the pain is something that insufficient people are chatting intelligently pertaining to. I am happy that I stumbled across this in my search for a little something relating to this.

TRY ENGLISH, IT’S EASIER: When I formerly commented We clicked the actual -Notify me while new comments are added- checkbox and now when a comment can be added I get four e-mails with the same brief review. Is there any way you can take out me from that support? Thanks!

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRUST ARTICLE SPINNING SOFTWARE: Great experience of the users sharing in this post by providing as the personal stories of them.This is to give trusted instructions to the women…………(shoe sales website)

FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE: Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive read anything like this before. So nice to find somebody with some original thoughts on this subject. realy thank you for starting this up. this website is something that is needed on the web, someone with a little originality. useful job for bringing something new to the internet!

LET’S TEACH GRANDMOTHERS TO SUCK EGGS:  Lets face it one of the most sought after elements to making money on the internet is getting traffic to your web site without visitors to your web site you may as well not even have a web site! After marketing on the internet for many years there has been a lot of changes on how the search engines work and the rankings of web pages on the net.

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  1. Thanks for that Suze. Just have this one in my spam filter and couldn’t work if it was ‘real’ or not, but now I can delete it with impunity lol:
    “When I formerly commented We clicked the actual -Notify me while new comments are added- checkbox and now when a comment can be added I get four e-mails with the same brief review. Is there any way you can take out me from that support? Thanks!”