Well, hello again, article writing spinners!

Whaddya know – the article spinners are back in town! Here’s a lovely missive that lurked in my inbox the other day courtesy of two handsome young brothers in Pakistan who would appear to be launching a long-awaited comeback of this irritating and frivolous scam…

spinning articles

Did you think article writing spinners had been nixed by Google? Seems not…

Hope you are doing well. Friend, Recently I have visit your site. All the articles you have published here are so informative and user’s oriented.  I would love to post a guest post on your site. I will provide you

  • 1000+ words Article
  • 100% plagiarism free and valuable to your readers
  • Related images and we want only one do-follow link

I assure you, our article will not only be the best, but also appear on some high CPC keywords in the search results.
Please, let me know your thoughts.

Gee thanks, guys. But what we’re looking at here is ‘article spinning,’ surely? And assuming we, er, looked at that issue more than 8 years ago, didn’t you get the hint then? [Read more…]

Would you buy articles for your website or blog from this moron?

(Sorry emu, I’m sure you’re not really a moron.)

When I consider the hard work, study and experience most professional writers put into what they produce for their clients, it makes me spit fur and feathers when I see our “noble profession” trivialized and prostituted by idiots like this.

Fresh into my inbox this morning came the following email – copied verbatim except for my having deleted the name and contact details – inviting me to apply to work for this esteemed organization
which, we assume, sells articles to clients for their blogs and websites.


We have many writing project in our hands

For that purpose we are recruiting writers for health, medical, Travel and technical niche.

who should be able to write informative article.

We pay our writer a standard price $4 for 500 words.

Payment will be done only thorugh Paypal only.

If you are looking to work independatly and want to increase your writing ability.

Please reply me on below Id


Put Subject Heading Article Writer

Thanks & regards

Sales and Marketing

Generous, too, isn’t s/he? Four bucks for 500 words really will buy some high quality, well researched, effectively written articles for his/her clients.

I don’t think I will be sending in my CV this time…

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Good article marketing? No, I’d rather shoot myself

As many of you know I turn into a flame-breathing dragon when “article marketing” is mentioned because so much of it insults the intelligence of readers by being utter bullsh*t.

Regurgitated by software that just mixes words up and presents the latest random mix as an “original article,” this travesty of simple English is cheerfully littered around the internet in the hope of boring drop-in readers so quickly that they have no option but to click on one of the sponsored links purely to escape from the sheer drivel of the original piece.

In my online years I have seen some pretty cringe-making articles of this nature hit the streets. But this one – submitted to one of my alma mater sites – not only illustrates my point but also makes me want to cry for the poor people whose livelihoods might depend on this ridiculous employer. And if this type of “article” is considered acceptable in some online circles, pardon me while I vomit.

Is this really what “article marketing” means now? Should I be writing garbage like this instead of useful, interesting articles on here and for my clients? And more to the point, would you want your business to be promoted by garbage like this? Tell me what you think of the following…

A verbatim quote: topic, hand bags

(Link) bag is not just Ms. Patents, but also the men go out essential. Messenger contracted out to people to bring the convenience, the actual. It allows you to get rid of always using hand-held with your heavy bag.

General Messenger bag, shoulder strap can adjust the length, which ultimately, rivets, so MM should pay more attention to the care of their bag. Otherwise, rivets rust will be greatly reduced to the appearance of the bag.

Then we take a look at today’s (name) shoulder Messenger Bag. The small pocket on the back to put the wallet, mobile phones and some common things. Inside the bag. More suitable for those who like a big bag of MM.

A lot of MM is like (Link), because it is fashionable, elegant styles, giving a very generous feeling. So  (link) how to choose a good bag? In fact, divided into several areas: First, from the fabric, good bags touched, not very smooth.

Second, from the lining, sometimes looks not bad, but there is first broken, there will be some brands of bags inside a brand logo. Second, from the ingredients, and some packages more easily deformed, a good package on the fabric with a layer of non-woven fabrics used for the solid prototype. Finally, from the work on the footing is more dense, which is less likely to open line. Well said and so many believe that the MM who already know how to pick a good bag.

Many (link) people still prefer the petite that bag, Messenger bag (name) the outlet of many women. Although the bag capacity is not much, but very characteristic. I believe like a little bag you will love it.

We need to get to by (name) outlet to buy it!

Lesson learned?

If you want to sell to English-language markets, learn to write in English. What an utter insult to internet users’ intelligence… do you agree? Please share your views here…

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5 types of article that make me spit

Years ago when my Dad owned a group of local newspapers I spent my school and college vacations working in the editorial office. We used to amuse ourselves over our sandwiches at lunchtime looking through and trashing the endless press releases that would arrive in the mail each day, all beautifully produced with glossy photographs (this was in pre-internet days).

We trashed them because all but the odd one or two were ill-considered, highly subjective, barely camouflaged advertising copy that had about as much editorial news value as last week’s shopping list.

Have things improved since those days on my Dad’s newspaper? Well, they have changed, but not improved. The internet has made it even easier to publish utter garbage, but even traditional garbage articles are lingering. Let’s start with my first spit which is endearingly old-fashioned…

Spit #1: Advertorial

Advertorial has been around for years and there are still publications (mainly print) that survive on it. The deal is you buy an advertising space and fill it up with an “article” which is ad copy written in a pseudo editorial style. Regulations in some countries state that the word “advertisement” must appear at the top of such articles and usually if you look really, really hard you’ll find it in miniscule type along the top border.

Understandably in the circumstances, advertorial is especially favoured by the manufacturers of products like commode chairs, stairlifts, bunion protectors, double glazing/storm windows, gardening equipment and other things most journalists would not consider to be throat-grabbing news material. Do people read them? My Dad did, but being a newspaper man he was just looking for typos. Or so he said…

Spit #2: Ad-get articles

I make absolutely no apologies whatsoever for citing this magazine as a shining example of the ad-get genre. A development on from advertorial and also mostly found in print publications, this works in a slightly less unsubtle way – you buy an ad to get an article written about you, hence the name. Your conventional advertisement appears and conveniently nearby is a glowing article about whatever you’ve advertised, sometimes not attributed to an author but usually penned by one of the staff reporters.

Needless to say irrespective of whether your restaurant sells half-rotted goat burgers or your beauty salon scars clients for life, the article raves about how wonderful it is with cheesy adjectives and appreciative oohs and aahs. It’s enough to make you bring up your, er, goat burger.

As for their professing to be a proper editorial publication? Don’t make me laugh. Several times I’ve contacted such rags asking if I could send in a copy of one of my books for review and get told “sorry, you have to buy an advert if you want us to review your book.” Spit, spit, spit.

Spit #3: Article marketing

As you’ll have seen if you’ve been reading HowToWriteBetter for a while, this is not the first time I have ranted about article marketing, but I have no shame in ranting again. Some article marketing – the proper kind where you actually write and publish good articles which promote you as an expert in your field, etc – is perfectly OK. But perhaps because this is an online gig it is open to even more abuse than is possible in the old print media.

Because article marketing has rightly been seen as useful online marketing tool, of course it has attracted hordes of verbal snake-oil proponents who exploit it and create quick-fix products that enable you to create dozens of articles at the drop of a credit card. Unfortunately most of these panacea-like systems result in articles that make no sense whatsoever, but contain lots of cool keywords that (until recently – see below) were all that mattered and to hell with prose that made sense. Bleurgh.

Spit #4: Article spinning

Also in recent times we have seen the derivative of article marketing, “article spinning,” which is even more of a bad joke.  Here’s how Wikipedia describes it:

Article spinning is a search engine optimization technique by which blog or website owners attempt to manipulate their rank on Google and other search engines. It works by rewriting existing articles, or parts of articles, and replacing elements to avoid being penalized in the Search Engine Results pages (SERP) for using duplicate content. The original articles are often plagiarized from other websites and can often also be copyright infringements if the original article was used without the copyright owner’s permission.”

Is this laughable, or what? And not only that … wanna buy some software that spins those articles for you so you can produce utterly incomprehensible editorial trash in your sleep? Try here … or  here … and there are many more on Google. Spit, puke.

Spit #5: Content farms

Content farms, like most farms, are full of sh*t. Here, automated systems are not normally used because for some reason I fail to understand, there are people who are actually willing to write articles for them at a rate of as little as $3.50 per article. According to Wikipedia…

“In the context of the World Wide Web, the term content farm is used to describe a company that employs large numbers of often freelance writers to generate large amounts of textual content which is specifically designed to satisfy algorithms for maximal retrieval by automated search engines. Their main goal is to generate advertising revenue through attracting reader page views[1] as first exposed in the context of social spam.[2]

So who are these freelance writers? Not me. I’d rather pick up $3.50 from a crowd watching me stick myself in the eye with a red hot poker. Wikipedia again…

“It has been reported that content writers are often educated women with children seeking supplemental income while working at home.”

Girls, girls, what are you doing? You could knit socks for soldiers and make more money than that and at least you’d know it was honest work rather than you churning out garbage by the yard while your kids are out playing street hockey.

Then, this year, came some breath-taking news…Wikipedia reports:

“In late February, 2011, Google announced it was adjusting search algorithms significantly to ‘provide better rankings for high-quality sites—sites with original content and information such as research, in-depth reports, thoughtful analysis and so on.’[13] This was reported to be a reaction to content farms and an attempt to reduce their effectiveness in manipulating search result rankings.”

So online media will be purified and purged from the Garbage Articles?

Don’t be silly. As I write this the gnomes of the internet are busy finding more loopholes and ways around Google’s diktats and I predict that it won’t be long before Garbage Articles become good business again.

Doesn’t all this make YOU want to spit, too?

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