Why English is a crazy language to read and write

English,language,crazy,humor,funny jokes,hilariousSome more thought provokers from my good friend Eleanor S, who shares my fondness for the utter lunacy of the English language…

For those who love its philosophy of ambiguity, as well as its idiosyncrasies:

1. One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor.

2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? [Read more…]

More lunacy from the English language

Still on the subject of the sheer folly of the English language, here are some further examples of why it is absolutely crazy … and very hard to learn for anyone who wasn’t born into it. How is it that this ridiculous lingua franca has become the third most widely spoken language in the world?

Can you figure out these homographs and homonyms

The bandage was wound around the wound. [Read more…]