How to publish a useless nonfiction book

HTWB serious catWell, yeee-hah … these days all you need to do to magic up a nonfiction (e.g. business, self-help, etc.) book is to scribble some stuff down, or perhaps just chop your blog posts together (or buy some software that does it for you), upload it or pay some kiddie to set it up and voilà – you’re a respected, admired “published author.”

Since people published books in tablets of stone, it has never been easier for just about anyone to become a “published author” and use that handle to enhance their status and prestige.

A poor quality book is about as useful to your reputation and marketing as a conviction for shoplifting… [Read more…]

Now, that writing help you want will be with you in seconds

I have dragged myself, kicking and screaming, into the wonderful world of eCommerce, and my eBooks are finally available instantly (well, as long as you pay for them).

New: instant downloads for all Suzan St Maur eBooksThat’s as opposed to paying for them and then trusting me to send the books out to you once PayPal had notified me – often hours later. Thank you to the hundreds of readers who bought books anyway and trusted me to send them out manually. You’re stars!

Getting that eCommerce show on the road wasn’t easy, I can tell you.

I’m so spooked by technology that it has taken me nearly a year of paying for membership of E-Junkie before I could build up the courage to go find out what was needed to put 6 of my books up on there. Wimp or what?

But over a couple of days of pacing myself, I read up on the processes and experimented with one book until I figured I had got it about right. I had a couple of false starts, e.g. where I forgot to upload one book and wondered why the link didn’t work. Fail.

And voilà!

(Don’t you love these English-only spell checkers that insist “voilà” should be a “viola?” Quels cons.

As always in these circumstances, after figuring out the whole thing one should slap oneself on the forehead and say “of course! It’s so easy! Why has it taken me so long when I could have done this months ago?” Because, er, I’m utterly technophobic, that’s why.

But I did have to smile when my son asked me what I was doing, while I was struggling away with the E-Junkie processes. A snatch of the dialogue…

“Well, all I have to do, so it seems, is just cut and paste the HTML into the HTML editor on my site, and that’s it really.”

“Sorry Mum, you lost me. I just use techie shit for email, Facebook, Word and Excel. Haven’t a clue what you’re on about.”

It’s comforting to know that despite being Mum I do know a bit more about “techie shit” – in some areas – than a 21-year-old university student…

So what can you get as instant downloads now?

Click on the sidebar, top right, or to see individual eBooks, click on the green titles – go …

Business Writing Made Easy
From blogging to business emails, speeches to sales letters – all you need to know to write well for business in English

How To Write About Yourself
Simple, effective ways to make the most of yourself in writing, whether for an “about” page, CV/résumé, biography, testimonial and much more

How To Write Winning Non-fiction
Described as “the book writing coach in your pocket” … the  comprehensive guide to devising, planning, writing, publishing and promoting your non-fiction book

Super Speeches – how to write and deliver them well
How to develop, write, and perform speeches and presentations for all  business and social occasions, with practical tips on delivery, rehearsal, etc.

Banana Skin Words and how not to slip on them
Over 1,500 tips on how to avoid making common spelling, grammar and punctuation mistakes – the perfect guidebook to carry on any writing journey…

The English Language Joke Book
Hundreds of laughs about this crazy language … a perfect little eBook to entertain you in spare moments, when you’re travelling, etc.

…and there are more to come in the very near future.

So what are you waiting for?

In the time you’ve taken to read this article, you could have got all of these books in your inbox!


photo credit: greg westfall. via photopin cc

Book publishing in 2013: easy, worthless, or worth it?

Book publishing in 2013: easy, worthless, or worth it?

Book publishing in 2013:
easy, worthless, or worth it?

Recently I responded to a question on LinkedIn about the state of book publishing right now and my own predictions for the future – I thought you might find my response helpful…

Everywhere you look there are book coaches and publishing mentors and writing experts screaming at people to write a book, because it’s so easy to do that these days and to be seen as a “published author” gives you kudos and credibility etc. etc.

Of course the very fact that it’s so easy to self-publish these days means that your having published a book, far from giving you brownie points in your customers’ and prospects’ eyes, currently means three-fifths of diddly squat.

And because the conventional trade publishers are now crapping themselves over new technology and clustering their corporate selves together like iron filings to a magnet, you need to be Pippa Middleton or someone having sold millions of badly-written erotic eNovels before they’ll take you on.

So where next?

I think we may be looking at two clichés here:

1) The 80-20 rule applies

2) What goes up must come down

1) This 80-20 prediction refers to the content of published books now and in the near future rather than the means of delivery to the reader, on which I comment below

As with many other things, the Great Reading Public will decide. Authors who choose to throw their (self- or trade-) published books to the ravening wolves will soon find out if readers are interested in them. Chances are 20 percent of new books (if that) will attract attention, and 80 percent (or more) will sink out of sight.

In the 20 percent bracket we assume that the authors know how to market their books, whether they have self-published or been trade-published. Conventional trade publishers tell all authors that they will market their books; unless the author is a household name, they don’t. If you’re an also-ran author you’re lucky if you get a mention on the publisher’s website, a spot on their backlist a bit later, and a wrongly-spelled ePressRelease sent to a list of the wrong journalists.

In the 80 percent (or more) of the nonfiction books bracket we’re looking at titles that – essentially – were solutions looking for problems. That’s the most basic and most destructive reason why a nonfiction book doesn’t sell; it doesn’t make potential readers instantly snap it up in order to assuage their long-standing psychological, business, personal or other problems.

Good, inviting and compelling titles/sub-titles help, but of course everyone who writes a self-help, business or other similar book puts endless magic into their titles and blurbs.

Where I feel is the only way to rise above this obvious advertising trap is to show your book manuscript before publication to a number of people (not just your friends) and ask them to write a short, sincere appraisal. Then use that to endorse your book. It’s not much, but it does help. Nowadays, Peer Review really does matter and make a substantial difference.

2) What goes up must come down: once the initial adrenalin rush of current publishing calms down, I think we will be left with the same media we use now in one of three forms – a) eBooks, b) print books and c) audio books

Print books may eventually die out but it will take longer than the eReader manufacturers hope, especially for fiction; many people, even young people, like the feel of paper and the look of the printed word, especially when reading in bright sun on a beach or huddled into a chair or their bed. You can’t hurry long-established traditions out the door.

Audio books have been around for ages now – since the days of the compact cassette – and got sidelined briefly by all the flurry over eBooks. Now though they’re coming back because no matter what technology can throw up, audio is the only medium you can enjoy while you’re doing something else. Given people’s increasing desire to multi-task the audio book is going strong, and is likely to grow further, albeit in more tidy technological formats.

Overall, I believe that the media used to distinguish, develop, distribute and disseminate truly good books will settle down to a comfortable number of options which will appeal to users’ needs without swamping them with a load of superfluous options they hadn’t even heard of.

How do mainstream publishers and established literary agents feel about taking on a book that has been self-published either on or offline?

Book publishing in 2013: easy, worthless, or worth it?I can’t speak from personal experience here but I have heard quite a lot on this issue from reliable sources. Not only do mainstream publishers take on previously self-published books (I believe the glorious “50 Shades of Grey” is an example…) but I’m told they now actively scout self-published books, monitor their success and pro-actively go in and make offers to the authors. Actually it’s quite a sensible way to test market a book, and all the better for the publisher as the author has to pay for it, albeit that not requiring huge amounts of money. Previously the only test marketing that was done by mainstream publishers was to show concepts and cover designs to their sales forces.

That’s still done today, and is still laughably unreliable.

I wonder if the mainstream publishers will save their corporate butts this way? From their point of view it’s not a bad business model. And from the author’s point of view mainstream publishers can still offer a payback in terms of supplying heavyweight worldwide distribution, translation negotiations, PR, bankrolling print runs, etc., all of which can be done by an author, but is hard work and an uphill struggle if you haven’t got a name like HarperCollins, Penguin, etc.

What, if any, role is left in contemporary publishing for literary agents?

Their role in life has been to sell book concepts and manuscripts on behalf of authors and then negotiate the best possible publishing deal for the author, for which they would charge anywhere between 10 and 25 percent of author royalties. Seems to me that role is now getting squeezed fairly hard with more and more authors working directly with publishers. The only area in which agents still hold authors by the short hairs is in fiction, which nearly all serious publishers will not even look at unless it is presented by an agent. However that may be changing too, with agents only being brought in later to negotiate contracts, rather than upfront selling.

What are your experiences of book publishing in recent times – both as a reader, and/or as a writer?

Now: let’s get your  book written and published!

“How To Write About Yourself”…how to make the most of yourself, whatever you need to write

“Banana Skin Words and how not to slip on them”…over 1,500 spelling and grammar tips to perfect your written English

“How To Write Winning Non-fiction”…all you need to know to write a good non-fiction book and get it published

photo credit: p!o via photopin cc