1.Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.
2.I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.
3.If I play “dead cat on the stairs” while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.
4.If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry.
5.The guinea pig likes to sleep once in a while. I will not watch him constantly.
6.If I bite the cactus, it will bite back. [Read more…]
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