What to write to overseas friends about Brexit…LOL

As we’re all wondering just what the hell will happen about Brexit to those of us who live in the UK, it can hardly be surprising that people living outside of the UK are utterly bewildered and wondering what even more about what will happen next.

I thought, therefore, that I would jot down a short, jocular poem (which you can sing to a favourite country music track, if you prefer) about Brexit to share when you’re emailing or texting your friends overseas. This poem will explain to them about as much as any of us here in the UK know.

Humorous poem about Brexit
THE BREXIT BLUES

(with apologies for a few expletives, but I have asterisked them.)

I got the Brexit blues, it’s giving me pain, danged Brexit
That Theresa May’s a star but she ain’t goin’ very far
‘Cos those good old boys called “Bruxellaires***
Got her right by her short hairs
And there ain’t nobody figures how she hacks it. [Read more…]

Help me celebrate today … Mischieverse is out. Hurray!

No sh*t – it’s here to stay…

Mischieverse is out today!

Launch of new book of funny poems by Suzan St Maur

All set to celebrate publication day!

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Stand by for some good laughs … MISCHIEVERSE is out Monday!

You’ve never seen words like this from me before … but you’ll love them, as long as you have a naughty sense of humor. Welcome to Mischieverse!

Mischieverse chapter illustration

Snapshot from one of the chapters in Mischieverse, Suzan St Maur’s new book of naughty poems

My first ever collection of funny poems goes live Monday, September 18th – on all  the Amazons!

It’s potty-mouthed, entertaining and very funny. Here’s what some of the pre-reviewers said… (and I didn’t bribe them…) [Read more…]

Why you shouldn’t beabore anymore…

A humorous look (in verse) at the habit of combining words, to make new longer words … enjoy.

Humorous poem about words

Some say it’s all ’cause of those naughty Yankees, who tend to make English all screwed up and w*nkee

ANYMORE

Don’t you just love today’s fashion for
Car-crashing words up like “anymore” [Read more…]

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