Diary of a self-isolator: Lockdowners’ Laughs Part One

Over on my personal Facebook page I’ve been running some jokes every evening and my followers are growing exponentially. I’ve laughingly declared myself the Humorist Laureate of the Coronavirus Pandemic – frivolous, I know, but it’s one of the few things I can do to help and something quite a few of us need – to laugh. It relieves the stress.

In this episode of Lockdowners’ Laughs … a festival of puns!

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Some snorty smiles for a stormy weekend (in the UK)

Most people even outside the UK and north-west Europe have heard that we are experiencing the second consecutive weekend’s worth of the most appalling storms with violent winds, and lashing rain flooding river banks, coasts and many other areas.

jokes about rain on how to write better dot net

What do you call a month’s worth of rain? England.

Given that most of us are shut indoors for the weekend I thought you might like to have a few little snickers with the following jokes and puns about foul weather…nearly SFW so you can share most of them with the kids. Enjoy.

By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it is raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden? (one for us syntax/grammar nerds…) [Read more…]

24 clever puns for out-there punsters

I’m not much of a punster myself but so many of you folks are I thought you’d enjoy these. I’ve never seen them before but they were brought to my attention by my dear friend Laurence H. from London, England, and they even made me laugh — !

puns for 2019

Let’s start off with one I just thought of … I was going to invest in a new comedy TV show, but I realised it was a Punzi scheme.

Do you punderstand the following?

1) The meaning of opaque is unclear. [Read more…]

Yay! We’re back in the Pun Zone

For all you punthusiasts out there, here is a selection kindly shared by the lovely Howard Winn who is a keen contributor to my Facebook group, The Joke Street Journal

Yay - we're back in the Pun ZoneThis is where we exchange jokes so we can escape from work and have a good laugh. A bit of smut is OK but no porn, racism, homophobia, jokes about disabilities or excessive vulgarity/scatology. Members are free to add their favorites, and you don’t have to pass an exam to get in ! Do join us.

In the meantime – I have seen a few of these before, but the majority of gags are new to me. Hope they are to you too. Punjoy… [Read more…]

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