Capers in the court room

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Some courtroom exchanges
make you laugh, not cry…

Most court cases are either boring or gory, but according to these urban legends they can be funny in places, too. Enjoy!

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? [Read more…]

Why Chinese translators need to use reality checks…

translation,chinese,english,hotel,hilarious,funny jokesLiteral translation from one language to another can lead to hilarious, er, misunderstandings. as this friend discovered when she went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reads it whenever she feels depressed. It would appear to have been translated directly, word for word, from Mandarin to English… [Read more…]

Countryside crackers…rustic humor from the sticks

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What’s known as “a lot of bull.”

If you love being in or visiting the countryside, you’ll enjoy these jokes that share the funny side of all that’s rustic, green and leafy. Enjoy!

Breeding
Many years ago an English farmer asked his young son to take their cow over to the bull at the farm on the other side of the village. As the little lad was leading the cow along, they met the Vicar (minister). [Read more…]

Er, did you write that right?

Many thanks to my good friend Steve (and his friend Brian) who shared this list of golden – and still funny – signs and headlines in my Facebook group, The Joke Street Journal. Enjoy!

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TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
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Why dogs are better than humans: a survey

Why dogs are better than men

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Dogs are not afraid to look you in the eye

*Dogs do not think it’s “wet” to express their affection for you in public.
*Dogs don’t feel threatened by a woman who is intelligent, wears a trouser suit, earns more than they do or drives a fast car
*Dogs feel guilty when they’ve done something wrong.
*Dogs take the word “no” to mean “no,” not “perhaps” or “yes please” [Read more…]

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Dogs,humor,funny jokes,lightbulbsI just wish my dogs were clever enough to change lightbulbs in the first place. Meanwhile, enjoy the funny jokes!

Clumber Spaniel:
“The sun’s shining, the birds are singing, everything’s peaceful and rosy, and you’re indoors fretting over some stupid light bulb?”

Border Collie:
“Just me, of course. And have you had the wiring checked recently? OK, I’ll do that. And what about the switches? And the wall sockets? No time to lose, must get on, now where’s that screwdriver?” [Read more…]

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