19 vacation complaints you just won’t believe…

You couldn’t make them up … and no-one has. Having worked in the travel business myself I have seen complaints as idiotic as these – and worse. These were written in to a well-known British travel company…

How To Write Better seaside vacation jokes

“We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”

These make you wonder if such brainless nitwits should be allowed to breed…enjoy.

1. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.” [Read more…]

And now that the feasting is over…

If you spent a lot of time cooking and catering over the Holidays you may well identify with this little poem I penned for us last year. Pour yourself a glass of leftover eggnog or wine, then read and enjoy…

And now that the feasting is over...

If anyone asks me for more bits of turkey, I’ll smack ‘em so hard that their faces won’t worky.

Christmas is over
The turkey is gone
Dismembered, digested
And perfectly spun…

…into many waste products
Down sewers and wells
In unmentionable forms
With unmentionable smells. [Read more…]

What happens when THUGS crash the whitest neighborhood in the city?

Scroll down to watch this glorious video for the coming Holiday Season…

HTWB Xmas house

… truly heart warming, especially in our troubled times. Enjoy.

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Things to do on holiday / vacation (including laughter…)

Holidays are when we often do things we wouldn’t do during the rest of the year. Although these activities are usually a lot of fun, sometimes they don’t quite work out as planned…enjoy these funny jokes!

Things to do on holiday / vacation (including laughter)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Elementary

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal cooked over the campfire and a bottle of wine to wash it down, they settled for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his companion. “Watson, look up and tell me what you can see.” [Read more…]

More travellers’ trials – funny jokes to cheer up the travel blues

Off on your summer (northern hemisphere) travels soon in search of refreshment and relaxation?

More travellers' trials - funny jokes to cheer up the travel blues

Off on your hols? This may cheer you up…

The following anecdotes might make you feel you would have been better off staying at home…LOL…

**A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him. [Read more…]

The A-2-Z of business blog writing: X is for Xmas And Other Special Days

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Special days can be useful to give
your business blog posts a topical edge

Making use of holidays and other special occasions as a way of creating topical blog posts is a good idea, provided that you use such occasions in an intelligent way that helps to promote your business … and stands out from everyone else who might be trying to make a noise along similar lines.

(For a list of the top 10 most helpful articles on blogging for business as chosen by our readers, click here)

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