Flying funnies 3 – jokes for the airborne traveller

The last in a series of three selections of air travel jokes to add to our summer funny jokes collection … whether you’re a frequent or occasional flyer, you’ll find some good laughs to enjoy here.

Flying funnies 3 - jokes for the airborne traveller

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Shooting star

On one particular flight when the first officer was at the controls, the aircraft had landed very roughly indeed. Unfortunately for him, the policy of the airline concerned required him to stand by the door while the passengers left, smile, and say “thank you for flying Airline X.” [Read more…]

Flying funnies 1 – jokes for the airborne traveller

The first in a series of three selections of air travel jokes to add to our summer funny jokes collection … whether you’re a frequent or occasional flyer, you’ll find some good laughs to enjoy here.

Flying funnies 1 - jokes for the airborne traveller

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Ask about our out-of-court settlements
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Complimentary champagne in free-fall
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