Somebody said … Happy May Mothers Day

For all you Moms out there … some smiles and good sense for everyone who celebrates Mother’s Day in May. Original author unknown.

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a baby…somebody doesn’t know that once you’re a mother, normal is history.

Somebody said Happy May Mothers Day

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct…somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. [Read more…]

Happy UK Mothers’ Day – why you owe her…

In honour of Mothers’ Day in the UK here once again is a list of 26 reasons why we owe our mothers so much … have a good one and Happy Mothers’ Day all (mothers!)

Happy UK Mothers' Day - why you owe her

“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION:
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” [Read more…]