25 more smart-ass lines I wish I had written

Updated January 19th, 2020. Some classic lines by people who really did have the gift of the gab (or perhaps very good scriptwriters)…wish I were clever enough to write them. Enjoy.

25 more smart-ass lines I wish I had written

Archbishop Desmond Tutu

1.As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
John Glenn

2.When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.
They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
Desmond Tutu [Read more…]

21 one liners I wish I had written…

Some superb one liners: who writes these? I wish I were clever enough. In the meantime, enjoy…

21 one liners I wish I had written

I hate Russian dolls; they’re so full of themselves.

1. I hate Russian dolls; they’re so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied lubricant. [Read more…]

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