14 really clever puns, thanks to Ellen

This week’s #SundaySmile is a small but perfectly formed collection of clever puns, (or we should say, quality puns) as shared by my good friend Ellen of the excellent All About Quality company in southern England…14 really clever puns, thanks to EllenPsssstt … don’t tell Ellen, but I have heard a couple of these before … however there are some here that are new to me and, IMHO, are hilarious. Enjoy.

Which pun is your favourite?

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. [Read more…]

20 punsational jokes for the UK long weekend

In celebration of the first warm and sunny long weekend Bank Holiday in the UK since the Dark Ages, here are some of my favourite puns to give you a smile while you sit around the barbecue with a long, cold drink…

20 punsational jokes for the UK long weekend

With many thanks to the original authors, if anyone can remember who they were.

Which of the following puns and jokes make you groan the most?

1.I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, but also it’s terrible.

2.What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

3.Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree. “Ba-dum-tsssss.”

4.I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Toronto Zoo. [Read more…]

Silly puns and boom-boom jokes – groan

Who writes this stuff? No matter how awful I think they are I still can’t help laughing at them. Some Golden Oldies from my dear, pun-loving (and fun-loving) friend Laurence H from Los Angeles…enjoy.

Silly puns and boom-boom jokes - groan

Have to say, I’m glad I DIDN’T write these groaners…

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. 3 hours later and they’re still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they’ve lost the plot. [Read more…]

How to write mathematics – and have a few smiles

Much as we don’t all find math the most riveting of topics (although this particular person did … LOL …), the following notions are worth considering, especially as the writing is a lot funnier than mathematics…

New measurementsHow to write mathematics - and have a few smiles

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi [Read more…]

Yay! We’re back in the Pun Zone

For all you punthusiasts out there, here is a selection kindly shared by the lovely Howard Winn who is a keen contributor to my Facebook group, The Joke Street Journal

Yay - we're back in the Pun ZoneThis is where we exchange jokes so we can escape from work and have a good laugh. A bit of smut is OK but no porn, racism, homophobia, jokes about disabilities or excessive vulgarity/scatology. Members are free to add their favorites, and you don’t have to pass an exam to get in ! Do join us.

In the meantime – I have seen a few of these before, but the majority of gags are new to me. Hope they are to you too. Punjoy… [Read more…]

Yummy puns for foodies

puns,food,humor,funny jokes

I’m not kidding: puns really get my goat.

Some tasty puns for food lovers … bon appétit.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

I’ve seen some really awful truffles in my day.  Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen.

When I realized I was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, I decided to quit cold turkey. [Read more…]

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