Silly puns and boom-boom jokes – groan

Who writes this stuff? No matter how awful I think they are I still can’t help laughing at them. Some Golden Oldies from my dear, pun-loving (and fun-loving) friend Laurence H from Los Angeles…enjoy.

Silly puns and boom-boom jokes - groan

Have to say, I’m glad I DIDN’T write these groaners…

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. 3 hours later and they’re still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they’ve lost the plot. [Read more…]

How to write mathematics – and have a few smiles

Much as we don’t all find math the most riveting of topics (although this particular person did … LOL …), the following notions are worth considering, especially as the writing is a lot funnier than mathematics…

New measurementsHow to write mathematics - and have a few smiles

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi [Read more…]

Yay! We’re back in the Pun Zone

For all you punthusiasts out there, here is a selection kindly shared by the lovely Howard Winn who is a keen contributor to my Facebook group, The Joke Street Journal

Yay - we're back in the Pun ZoneThis is where we exchange jokes so we can escape from work and have a good laugh. A bit of smut is OK but no porn, racism, homophobia, jokes about disabilities or excessive vulgarity/scatology. Members are free to add their favorites, and you don’t have to pass an exam to get in ! Do join us.

In the meantime – I have seen a few of these before, but the majority of gags are new to me. Hope they are to you too. Punjoy… [Read more…]

Yummy puns for foodies

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I’m not kidding: puns really get my goat.

Some tasty puns for food lovers … bon appétit.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

I’ve seen some really awful truffles in my day.  Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen.

When I realized I was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, I decided to quit cold turkey. [Read more…]

Puns-erama: can you laugh like a lexophile?

puns,lexophile,laugh,funny jokes,humor,hilarious,writing,Suzan St Maur, How To Write Better“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those who love using words in rather unusual (potentially pun-ridden?) ways, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” [Read more…]

Welcome to PunZone: stand by for some doozers

puns,jokes,humor,writing,Suzan St Maur,How To Write Better,howtowritebetter.netHere is the latest selection of awful puns which I know loads of you love.

Enjoy … and please share your favorite puns in the comments!

Many thanks to my good friend Eleanor for sharing these with us. [Read more…]

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