Why can’t schools teach kids to write right when they’re young?

Why can’t schools teach kids to write right when they’re young?Yet again, here in the England, the government education wallahs are changing their minds about the way exams and assessments are undertaken in their final few years in secondary (high) school.

My heart bleeds for teachers in this secondary age group who have to put up with new governments’ frequently changing notions of how the curriculum should work out. No sooner is a new set of parameters meted by HM Gov and rolled out, with teachers struggling to implement them and make them work in practice, that HM Gov brings out a new set of bright ideas.

We need to focus on the educational system at a much earlier age

It’s no secret that in England and many other so-called “developed” countries, levels of literacy are not as high as they should be. In fact in some places, they are bloody awful.

But as anyone who has been through the educational process in England or anywhere else in the “developed” world knows, making never-ending changes to the education system when pupils are in their mid-teens benefits the politicians and snobby-nosed educationalists much more than it does the pupils. If literacy and numeracy issues aren’t under control by the time kids are this age, no end of tinkering with the secondary system will solve the problem.

Literacy and numeracy need to be plumbed into children’s minds much earlier on.

So why is writing right so important, even at this relatively early age?

Do you remember learning your “times tables” in maths lessons when you were a kid? They were considered to be supremely boring but most of us had to memorize them, like it or not. We had to learn to do simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in our heads. We had to learn how to solve simple maths-related problems.

Result? Despite the fact that after the age of 16 my maths education became a tumultuous disaster, the drumming-into my brain of times tables etc. stayed with me and have ensured that even to this day I can cope with simple arithmetic.

Good, basic writing is the same

Just like memorizing your times tables in grade/primary school, learning basic spelling and grammar was a pain in the ass. Your tenses, verb conjugations, spellings and all the rest of it were boring, boring, boring.

And just like those tedious times tables in math, what you learned in basic spelling and grammar should have set you up for your most essential verbal communication in your adult life.

But in recent times, the basic times tables’ equivalents in grammar and spelling somehow have become elitist and snooty. Now, it’s cool to stick apostrophes in unmentionable places, dangle participles over cliffs and stuff exclamation marks up every available orifice.

So-called blogging experts defiantly sneer at good grammar and spelling saying it doesn’t matter how many mistakes you make in your writing, because to try to be correct means you’re being a “writing snob.” It seems the correct usage of language has become a social class issue …

Funnily enough that makes me wonder if the same so-called experts would be so fiercely militant saying “it doesn’t matter” should their clients under-pay them due to poor adding skills in maths… I don’t think so, do you? Yet the two issues are parallel.

Good basic arithmetic and good basic spelling and grammar are the “three Rs” that our grandparents and great-grandparents banged on about and guess what – they had a point.

OK, although I’m picky about grammar and spelling mistakes which can make you a) look stupid/uneducated or b) be misunderstood, a few non-critical mistakes in your writing aren’t exactly a hanging offence as I point out in this article.

So where’s the problem?

Why can't schools teach grammar and spelling at kids' early ages?In England in particular you will hear lots of opposition to traditional schooling methods including, as I did from my 10-yr-old son’s English teacher at his parents’ evening, commenting on his spelling, grammar and syntax mistakes, “we don’t worry about those mistakes because we don’t want to obstruct the creative flow.”

Bullsh*t. You don’t obstruct the creative flow by gently nudging kids into using more-or-less accurate grammar/spelling etc. in what they’re writing. And what’s more if you don’t do it when they’re young – and are capable of absorbing the lessons like a sponge absorbs water – you’ve wasted an incredibly valuable opportunity to give them useful tools for the future … just as useful as those times tables.

Solution?

In my son’s case, since he has been at university (in his 2nd year now) he has been sending me all his course work for a proof-read and sometimes, a copy edit. I’ve also shown him how to proof-read his work himself.

What I have noticed is that although in his first year his grammar/syntax/etc. did need a bit of a polish up here and there, since the start of his second year his stuff is much, much better.

It ain’t rocket science. Learning to goof-proof his writing may have been made easier for my son by me, but it could have been made easier by anyone or any service offering to nudge him on to the right path.

Or, and – much more to the point – it could have been made much  easier for him, if he had had the right literacy help and encouragement from primary school onwards.

So why didn’t he get that help? Was it really due to a PC reluctance to “disturb the creative flow?”

Or was it due to a contemporary, socially unpleasant move to bring him and many others back down to a democratically acceptable level of illiteracy?

What do you think?

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You’ve only made it when you lose your capital letter

Hmmmm…doesn’t really have a credible ring to it, does it?

Do you think “suzanstmaur” could become a generic term for better writing? No, I didn’t think so either. Ah, well.

However when you hit fame, or infamy, as the case may be… (“Infamy, infamy, why do people have it Infamy?”) …moving from name to generic term is simply a matter of dropping the initial capital letter to a lower case one. You go from being a proper noun to a common one, which is something of an irony considering that to achieve this you need to have acquired an audience of gazillions and been around for a long time.

No capital initial and being a common noun means you’ve made it to immortality, so it seems.

What does it take to move from “Facebook” to “facebook?”

…probably a few hard facts like having become an institution with around 900 million users or so … this does help. Although the word “facebook” is a trumped-up jollification it has, with that many folks using it, earned its place in the generic words hall of fame.

And as for Twitter? Well, the name itself hasn’t quite earned a lower-case “t” status yet, but “tweets,” “tweeting,” “tweeted” and other derivatives certainly have. Shame on you if you dare to stick a capital “T” on any of those.

How about Google? Oh, these kiddies really have earned their lower case status. Wherever you look both online and offline, you’re told to “google” this or that for further information. When I write about “googling” these days I feel embarrassed if I accidentally capitalize the first letter.

“G”oogle is just so passé, and so rude; it suggests that the writer/perpetrator hasn’t quite understood the hold that G/google has used to er, grasp the world by the Spherical Objects and become its sole, serious source of proper information. None of us would make that mistake a second time, huh.

Other useful generic terms

Having gotten really interested in this topic I consulted G (oh sorry) google and wound up looking through Wikipedia’s list (and Wikipedia is still stigmatized by a capital “W”) of generics and genericized trademarks. I was gob-smacked – an expressive British term – to find out the following (excerpts only) terms which also have joined the verbal Hall of Fame as terms we now use in everyday speech.

Aspirin … still a Bayer trademark name for acetylsalicylic acid in about 80 countries, including Canada and many countries in Europe, but declared generic in the USA.

EscalatorOriginally a trademark of Otis Elevator Company.

LanolinTrademarked as the term for a preparation of water and the wax from sheep’s wool.

LinoleumFloor covering, originally coined by Frederick Walton in 1864, and ruled as generic following a lawsuit for trademark infringement in 1878; probably the first product name to become a generic term.

Nurofen … brand name in the UK for Ibuprofen, being the name used by the Boots Company plc who first developed the drug.

PetrolCarless, Capel and Leonard invented the trade name “Petrol” for refined petroleum spirit, called “gasoline” in North America.

ThermosOriginally a Thermos GmbH trademark name for a vacuum flask; declared generic in the U.S. in 1963.

ZipperOriginally a trademark of B.F. Goodrich.

And so it goes on, but here is the real humdinger:

Heroin: originally a trademark of Bayer AG…..

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