And finally for travellers … funny jokes from around the world

It’s almost back to school time in most of the northern hemisphere – in fact in some countries schools have gone back already. But there is still enough summer sun left to appreciate some funny jokes about travel … especially if you have waited until after the summer rush to go and enjoy some sunshine.

And finally for travellers ... funny jokes from around the world

I got my braces (suspenders) caught in your door ‘andle.

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A German tourist walked into a McDonald’s in New York City and ordered a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gave him a verbal jab, “They don’t serve beer here, you moron!” [Read more…]

Travellers’ tips for visiting Australia …

More funny jokes for travellers … this time some tips if you’re visiting sunny (but possibly chilly this time of year) Australia. Translations in italics and links to full explanations. G’day and enjoy, cobber.

Travellers' tips for visiting Australia1.The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
2.Whether it’s the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by sausage sizzle. [Read more…]

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