Flying funnies 2 – jokes for the airborne traveller

The second in a series of three selections of air travel jokes to add to our summer funny jokes collection … whether you’re a frequent or occasional flyer, you’ll find some good laughs to enjoy here.

Flying funnies 2 - jokes for the airborne traveller

We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.

Gotchya

This is the purportedly true story of some Boeing employees in the field who decided to steal a life raft from one of the 777s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on their local river, they were startled by the arrival of a US Navy helicopter homing in on the emergency locator that is activated when the raft is inflated. [Read more…]

Things to do on holiday / vacation (including laughter…)

Holidays are when we often do things we wouldn’t do during the rest of the year. Although these activities are usually a lot of fun, sometimes they don’t quite work out as planned…enjoy these funny jokes!

Things to do on holiday / vacation (including laughter)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Elementary

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal cooked over the campfire and a bottle of wine to wash it down, they settled for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his companion. “Watson, look up and tell me what you can see.” [Read more…]

How to write a great travel blog

How to write a great travel blog

Writing great travel blogs has many challenges…

How often has someone asked you about your holiday, only for their eyes to glaze over when you start talking about it, or they just cut you short? It’s harsh, but true. Whether you want to go into travel writing seriously or just want to share some good posts on TripAdvisor, travel researcher/writer John Guinn from The Travel Researcher shares his views on how to write travel blogs people really will want to read…

(For a list of the top 10 most helpful articles on blogging for business as chosen by our readers, click here)

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Why everyone loves the Tube (subway) in London

funny jokes,London Underground,travel,humorSupposedly this is a list of announcements London Underground train drivers have made to their passengers. Having been a commuter on the “tube” for many years, I can vouch for the likelihood that most are true. E.G…

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you’ll want to cross over to the westbound and go in the opposite direction”. [Read more…]

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