Texting code for seniors

Those of us looking down the barrel of old age (not yet, so don’t start spamming me, Saga…) should be grateful to my lovely friend Laurence H., who forwarded this handy list of texting codes especially for seniors. Be sure to print it out and retain it for your future needs…

Jokes about seniors sending texts

NNTR – No Nap Time Required

Laurence writes … “teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot-nosed kids), now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting codes! Although most of us are not even close to senior status I thought you should know their codes in case you get one from a senior.”

I have added a few extra ones of my own, for good measure..

Texting for Seniors as follows:

AKA – Always Kicking *ss

AAMOF – Always About My Old Feet

ATD – At The Doctor’s

ATT – Arthritis Terrible Today

BA – Bones Ache

BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral

BFFB – Bran Flakes For Breakfast

BTW – Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM – Covered By Medicare

CUATSC – See You At The Senior Centre

DIY – Dentures Increasingly Yellow

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

EOBD – Enema Or Bowel Disaster

FFS – Flat Foot Syndrome

FTW – False Teeth Wobbly

FWBB – Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GA – Geriatrics Anonymous

GB – Glasses Bust

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

GIGO – Go Indoors, Go Outdoors?

GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

HBD – Happy Bath Day

IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?

IMNSHO – Incontinence Mats Need Some Help Out

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LMS – Lost My Spectacles

LOL – Living On Laxatives

NNTR – No Nap Time Required

OMMR – On My Massage Recliner

OMW – On My Wheelchair

OT – On Toilet

OTT – Over The Toilet

PMSL – Prunes Make Sickly Lunch

ROFLCGU – Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Can’t Get Up

ROFLMHAO – Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Hearing Aids Off

SSIF – Sneaking Scotch Into Footstool

TOT – Texting on Toilet

TTYL – Talk To You Louder

WFM – Weewee Feels Murky

WITW – Walker In The Workshop

WTF – Walker Tyres Flat

WTP – Where’re The Prunes?

WUP – Woke Up Peeing

WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil

YOLO – Your Only Laxative Opportunity

What seniors’ text codes have we left out?

Please supply your own!