Warning for golf widows…

A word of warning to any woman who calls her partner when he’s at his club playing golf

HTWB golf phoneSeveral men were in the changing room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rang and a man picked it up, turned on the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the shopping mall and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s reduced to only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure…go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2015  models. I saw a pink convertible I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$110,000”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the extras and options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … You know the house I really wanted last year, well it’s back on the market. They’re asking $1.3 million.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1.2 million. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra hundred thousand. It really is a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later darling! I love you so much!!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hung up.

The other men in the changing room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..

He smiled and asked, “anyone know who this phone belongs to?”


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