Here is the latest selection of awful puns which I know loads of you love.
Enjoy … and please share your favorite puns in the comments!
Many thanks to my good friend Eleanor for sharing these with us.
The latest in the PunZone on HTWB
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians first in America? They had reservations.
The Energizer bunny wuz arrested and charged with battery.
The old man didn’t like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The Cops have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery. I kneaded the dough.
Velcro – what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Westminster … obviously government’s fault.
More for you dedicated pun lovers in the PunZone here on HTWB …
Love puns? Become a Punthusiast!
More Posh Puns for educated minds
Fun Puns for Englisher-relishers
Posh puns: jokes with some je ne sais quoi
Enjoy !
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