Well, hello again, article writing spinners!

Whaddya know – the article spinners are back in town! Here’s a lovely missive that lurked in my inbox the other day courtesy of two handsome young brothers in Pakistan who would appear to be launching a long-awaited comeback of this irritating and frivolous scam…

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Did you think article writing spinners had been nixed by Google? Seems not…

Hi,
Hope you are doing well. Friend, Recently I have visit your site. All the articles you have published here are so informative and user’s oriented.  I would love to post a guest post on your site. I will provide you

  • 1000+ words Article
  • 100% plagiarism free and valuable to your readers
  • Related images and we want only one do-follow link

I assure you, our article will not only be the best, but also appear on some high CPC keywords in the search results.
Please, let me know your thoughts.

Gee thanks, guys. But what we’re looking at here is ‘article spinning,’ surely? And assuming we, er, looked at that issue more than 8 years ago, didn’t you get the hint then?

So does it work? How does it spin your writing?

Here’s the speciman I used from one of my own articles: to start with: the original version:

Have you ever looked at something you’ve just written and thought, “that first paragraph isn’t needed?
No? Well, maybe you should. Even we pro writers often go back and chop off the first paragraph or even two, and let the blog, article or other piece of writing start a few lines along, when we really get down to business.
When your writing engine is still running cold…
It’s a bit like when you start your car on a cold morning. I know most modern cars have automatic chokes, but you still don’t get the best performance from even a late model Bentley until the engine has warmed up.
It’s the same with writing; especially if you’re not too sure how to lead into your subject matter. In the first two or three sentences – maybe a few more – you’re warming up your mind and getting around to what you want to say.
You’ll find, in the main, that once you have written those few sentences and got into the real thing, you don’t need the introductory sentences anymore.
As my dear delightful namesakes, HowToWriteBetter.org, point out you need to “avoid throat-clearing.”

Now, here goes article spin number 1…

Have you ever checked out one thing you’ve simply written and thought, “that 1st paragraph isn’t needed?
No? Well, perhaps you must. Even we have a tendency to professional writers usually return and come off the primaryparagraph or maybe 2, and let the journal, article or different piece of writing begin many lines ononce we extremelyget right down to business.
When your writing engine continues to be running cold…
It’s a touch like after you begin your automobile on a chilly morning. i do know most up-to-date cars have automatic chokes, however you continue to don’t get the simplest performance from even a late model Bentley till the engine has warm up.
It’s identical with writing; particularly if you’re not too positive the way to lead into your materialwithin the 1st 2 or 3sentences – perhaps many additional – you’re warming up your mind and obtaining around to what you wish to mention.You’ll realizewithin the main, that when you have got written those few sentences and got into the $64000 factor, you don’t want the introductory sentences any longer.
As my pricey pleasant namesakes, HowToWriteBetter.org, denote you would like to “avoid throat-clearing.”

And here is article spin number 2

…which of course is entirely different from spin number 1 and therefore certain to convince Google that it is entirely original…ROFL.

Have you ever checked out one thing you’ve simply written and thought, “that initial paragraph isn’t needed?
No? Well, perhaps you must. Even we have a tendency to professional writers usually return and detach the primaryparagraph or perhaps 2, and let the web log, article or alternative piece of writing begin many lines ononce weextremely get right down to business.
When your writing engine remains running cold…
It’s a touch like after you begin your automobile on a chilly morning. i do know hottest cars have automatic chokes, however you continue to don’t get the simplest performance from even a late model Bentley till the engine has warm up.
It’s a similar with writing; particularly if you’re not too certain the way to lead into your materialwithin the initial 2 or 3sentences – perhaps many additional – you’re warming up your mind and obtaining around to what you would like to mention.
You’ll realizewithin the main, that after you’ve got written those few sentences and got into the important factor, you don’t would like the introductory sentences any longer.
As my expensive pleasant namesakes, HowToWriteBetter.org, show you would like to “avoid throat-clearing.”

Now, how about article spin number 5?

This is where their English starts to run out of accuracy even more (sorry guys, but if you want to work in English, get it right. FFS.)

Have you ever tested one factor you’ve merely written and thought, “that initial paragraph isn’t needed?
No? Well, maybe you have to be compelled to. Even we’ve a bent to skilled writers typically come and detach the firstparagraph or maybe two, and let the diary, article or completely different piece of writing begin a few of lines on, oncewe have a tendency to terribly get all the approach right down to business.
When your writing engine continues to be running cold…
It’s alittle quantity like once you start your automotive on a cold morning. i do understand hottest cars have automatic chokes, but you still don’t get the only performance from even a late model Bentley until the engine has heat up.
It’s the same with writing; significantly if you’re not too positive some way to guide into your subject material. inside the initial two or three sentences – maybe a few of extra – you’re warming up your mind and getting around to what you want to say.
You’ll understandinside the most, that once you’ve got written those few sentences and got into the $64000 issue, you don’t would love the introductory sentences any further.
As my high-ticket pleasant namesakes, HowToWriteBetter.org, signifies you’d prefer to “avoid throat-clearing.”

And finally, just for laughs, spin number 10:

Are you really serious? Really?

Have you ever tried one issue you’ve merely written and thought, “that initial paragraph isn’t needed?
No? Well, maybe you have to be compelled to. Even we’ve an inclination to skilled writers typically come back and detach the first paragraph or maybe two, and let the diary, article or completely different piece of writing begin one or two of lines on, when we have a tendency to terribly get all the manner all the way down to business.
When your writing engine continues to be running cold…
It’s atiny low quantity like when you start your automotive on a cold morning. i do recognize hottest cars have automatic chokes, but you still don’t get the only performance from even a late model Bentley until the engine has heat up.
It’s a similar with writing; significantly if you’re not too positive the way to guide into your subject material. at intervalsthe initial two or three sentences – maybe one or two of further – you’re warming up your mind and getting around to what you would like to say.
You’ll noticeat intervals the most, that once you’ve got written those few sentences and got into the $64000 issue, you don’t would love the introductory sentences any further.
As my costly pleasant namesakes, HowToWriteBetter.org, signifies you’d wish to “avoid throat-clearing.”

Hilarious: and these people offer a free plagiarism checker – ROFL! Get this:

How to Write An Article In Just 3 Minutes
Our online content spinner helps you to write unlimited unique articles in few minutes. There are 3 simple steps to which you can write a unique article on any topic by using our free article rewriter.

  1. First Search in the Google related to your topic and open 6-7 different links in the browser. After that Copy content from those web pages and paste that text in the input box.
  2. Click on the start button and you will see Semi-Bake text in few seconds.
  3. Do changes in the spun text according to your choice or you can go away without doing any changes.
  4. Click on the Next button and get your 100% unique content.

100% Free : Our Text Rewriter tool is 100% Free, you can rewrite unlimited text.
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Google, where the **** are you?

What with Panda, Penguin, Porpoise, Poodle, Pussycat and Heaven knows how many other algorithm updates intended to stamp out these cowboys, how on earth have businesses like this managed to slither back into circulation?

I know scams like this are more likely to work in countries where English is not the first language. But they are still scams and make fools of honest bloggers, journalists, authors and more, wherever they live and work and whatever their grasp of English.

And these people have the nerve to offer a free plagiarism checker, dinkily described in this YouTube video:

What do you think? Is this OK or is it a wee-wee take?

Please share your views.

 

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