When you’ve got to Gogh, ask Vincent …

Many thanks to my wonderful Aunt Diane in Canada who shared these artistic funny jokes with me recently.

NB: this is from North America where it’s pronounced “van GO” …

Vincent van Gogh’s Family Tree

His dizzy aunt ———————————————– Verti Gogh

HTWB Van Gogh

His niece who travels the country in an RV: Winnie Bay Gogh

The brother who ate prunes——————————- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store —— Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Macedonia —————————— U Gogh

His magician uncle ——————————- Where-Diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ————————————— A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother ———— Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach ————— Wells-Far Gogh

The constipated uncle ————————————– Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt ——————————– Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle ————————————– Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking —————— Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ———————————— Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ————————————– Go Gogh

His niece who travels the country in an RV —— Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling —————————————- there ya Gogh

Now some more revelations about Vincent (my own additions)

Plaintive cry of his jilted Asian girlfriend ———— Wi-Didu Gogh

His Toronto-based ancestor goes to work on ——- the Gogh Train

He likes his coffee strong, so calls it ————– Gogh-Gogh Juice

…and of course he buys it as ———————— Coffee To Gogh

When annoyed he tells you to —————- Gogh Xxxx Yourself

When drunk he likes to dance the —————— Fandang Gogh

…which, next morning, gives him ——————- Lumbay Gogh

Another of his aunts is fond of playing —————— Bing Gogh

An Australian cousin recently was bitten by a ———–Ding Gogh

And rather than say “in other words,” he says ————Err Gogh

Meh – just part of his inflated —————————— Eee Gogh

OK, enough from me as it’s time to Gogh.

Your turn.

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