Many thanks to my wonderful Aunt Diane in Canada who shared these artistic funny jokes with me recently.
NB: this is from North America where it’s pronounced “van GO” …
Vincent van Gogh’s Family Tree
His dizzy aunt ———————————————– Verti Gogh
His niece who travels the country in an RV: Winnie Bay Gogh
The brother who ate prunes——————————- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store —— Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Macedonia —————————— U Gogh
His magician uncle ——————————- Where-Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ————————————— A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother ———— Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach ————— Wells-Far Gogh
The constipated uncle ————————————– Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ——————————– Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle ————————————– Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking —————— Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ———————————— Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ————————————– Go Gogh
His niece who travels the country in an RV —— Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling —————————————- there ya Gogh
Now some more revelations about Vincent (my own additions)
Plaintive cry of his jilted Asian girlfriend ———— Wi-Didu Gogh
His Toronto-based ancestor goes to work on ——- the Gogh Train
He likes his coffee strong, so calls it ————– Gogh-Gogh Juice
…and of course he buys it as ———————— Coffee To Gogh
When annoyed he tells you to —————- Gogh Xxxx Yourself
When drunk he likes to dance the —————— Fandang Gogh
…which, next morning, gives him ——————- Lumbay Gogh
Another of his aunts is fond of playing —————— Bing Gogh
An Australian cousin recently was bitten by a ———–Ding Gogh
And rather than say “in other words,” he says ————Err Gogh
Meh – just part of his inflated —————————— Eee Gogh
OK, enough from me as it’s time to Gogh.
Your turn.
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