With recent news in Ontario, Canada that manufacturers of drinks and other products are keen to get in on Canada’s incoming legalisation of fun-filled weed, here are some suggestions for bespoke brand names that will take the new market by storm…
Not to be smoked with a pinch of salt…
Names for new cannabis drink and food products: some ideas
Doctor Potter
A & W Cream Stoner
Hawaiian Skunk
Hires Doobie Beer
Caffeine Free Mountain Doobie
Canada Jay Ginger Ale
Irn Juju
Oranjointa
Lucoweed
Dairy Green Oreo BlizzardArby’s Weed ‘n Cheddar
Skunkin Donuts
Five Guys Spliffs & Fries
Rasta Bolognese
KFC Chicken PotcornMcHashish Happy Meal
Taco Bell Cheesy Nuggies Crunch
McDonald’s Cheeba McNuggets
Burger King Bonger
Beefy Joint BurritoNando’s Puffy Puffy Chicken
Pizza Express Mary Jane
Subway Cheeba & Bacon Ranch Melt
Not to be smoked with a pinch of salt, however…
Much as the above may be a bit of fun, weed is set to become big business. In their article pictured above, authors Christina Pellegrini and Marina Strauss say …
“The rise of a legal cannabis market has stoked fears among brewers and soft-drink makers that marijuana will dent already declining or stagnating sales. On the eve of legalization in Canada, some of these companies are trying to understand the potential shift in consumer behaviour and avoid being left behind.”
And it looks like good old-fashioned booze makers, as well as the soft drinks and food producers, had better watch out for their popularity…
“…many beverage companies are looking for new ways to bolster their slow-growing business. Big brewers are looking to stem falling sales and not miss out on the next big thing, like many did with female drinkers, craft brews, cider and seltzer, said Vivien Azer, an analyst at Cowen Inc. As well, alcoholic drink companies struggle with the spectre of possibly losing market share to cannabis firms.”
Canada’s even cooler now, eh?
And what other new brand/product names can you think of? Please share…
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