Help us judge the Spam Of The Month Awards

Will you help us out here? We want to award a can of Spam to the writer of the funniest spam of the month but can’t make up our minds from the following. Which do you think deserves this glittering accolade?

Funny spam on HTWB

Have a look at your spam before you delete it … some of it is hilarious!

Speaking on behalf of all of us writers I love reading what other people write, especially when it’s the crazy, mashed-up bullsh*t you find in your spam folders. Most of it is complete gibberish, of course, but now and then I find a few little nuggets that make me laugh.

Spam Of The Month Award (SOTMA): the shortlist

Candidate 1:
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and enjoy learning extra on this topic. If possible, as you acquire expertise,
would you mind updating your blog with additional data? Its extremely helpful for me.
Sweet cheeks, we publish three times a week and if I acquire any more expertise on the sheep jokes you commented on I’ll probably go full time professional as a stand-up comedian. How’s that for updating?

Candidate 2:
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say. Just my opinion, it could maѕke your blog a little livelier.

Help us judge the Spam Of The Month Awards

This is “vanilla?”

This article has a naughty euphemism for urination (or micturition if you’re a urologist) in the headline and an image of a little boy peeing into a fountain (famous statue in Brussels, Belgium, actually.) If you think that’s vanilla your next stop needs to be a porno site. Oh, sorry. You ARE a porno site. 

Candidate 3:
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your post. They are very convincing and can definitely work.
Nonetheless, the posts are very short for stɑrters.
Could you please lengthen them a bіt from subsequent time?
Thanks for the pоst.
No. If we bore people with very long posts they won’t come back for “subsequent time.”

Candidate 4:
certainly like your web site but you have to check the spelling on quite a few of your posts.
Many of them are rife with spelling problems and I find it very troublesome to tell the reality
however I will definitely come back again.
You think the spelling‘s wrong because you’re a machine. Can’t wait to see you again, you ignorant pig-bot.

Candidate 5:
At this moment I am going to do my breakfast,
after having my breakfast coming again to read further news.

Funny writing in spam comments

Hope you enjoy your breakfast. Does it include a portion of Spam?

Whoop-de-doo! Don’t forget to take a few pictures of your breakfast and share them on Facebook and Instagram. ZZZzzzzzzz…

Candidate 6:
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that kind of info written in such a perfeсt
manner? I have a project that I’m just now running on, and I
have been on the glancе out for such info.
Your spam post is utter garbage but I kinda like being “on the glance-out.” More fun than to be on the lookout. 

Candidate 7:
I do not even know the way I finished up here, but I thought this
submit was great. I don’t recognize who you are however
certainly you’re going to a well-known blogger when you are not already.
Cheers, pal. That’s a great way to make friends. And I’ve never heard of you either.

Candidate 8:
Hi, i think that i saw you visited my website so i came to “return the
favor”.I am trying to find things to enhance my site!I suppose its ok to use a few of your ideas!!
No, it f***ing well is not OK to use a few of my ideas. If I catch you plagiarising any of our stuff I will send you a poisoned spam-mail.  

Candidate 9:
Aw, this waѕ an incredibly g᧐od post. Spending some time and actᥙal effоrt tⲟ make a top notch artiϲle…
but what can I say… Ӏ procrastinate a lot and never manage to get
anytһing done.
And that’s why you’re just a pathetic little spammer.

Which spam do you think deserves the SOTMA this month?

Please share your choice of winner!




  1. I like the spelling bot guy. I love people that are quick to point out your mistakes when they themselves do nothing productive with their lives.