Yummy puns for foodies

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I’m not kidding: puns really get my goat.

Some tasty puns for food lovers … bon appétit.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

I’ve seen some really awful truffles in my day.  Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen.

When I realized I was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, I decided to quit cold turkey.

Practice safe eating – always use condiments.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

puns,food,humor,funny jokesA new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”

I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I’ve selected is a triangle.

On April Fools Day, a mother put a firecracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

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